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Things that are crap - cunningly upsold

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MyKingdomForACaramel · 21/03/2019 12:01

Have just attempted to make a sandwich using “toasty bread”... bread fell apart - but tbh it’s also rubbish as toast. So am I right in thinking that along with “naked burgers” it’s all a big con, and aibu to ask - what crappy products you have been “upsold”?

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BartonHollow · 21/03/2019 19:20

@ChodeofChodeHall

Agreed. I quite liked her until she became a judge on American Idol. Phoney doesn't begin to cover it, faux sincerity coupled with over the top sexualised behaviour. She makes me cringe my insides out.

tinkywinky777 · 21/03/2019 19:22

Defo Centerparcs. Massively overpriced.

Most TV showing on the main channels. The programmes are shockingly mind numbing.

Priority boarding on Ryanair. It quite often just doesn’t happen.

BarbarianMum · 21/03/2019 19:38

In contradiction to some of the posters above - childhood. Happiest days of my life my arse! Being an adult rocks.

Also, cant say for sure but I suspect retirement. Sitting around whilst bits of you pack up and your friends die.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/03/2019 20:03

Echoing a PP, Nurofen, Panadol and the like.

With food, you may (or may not) find that you slightly prefer the taste of a big branded one over the own-brand one, but with painkillers and other drugs, there is absolutely NO difference other than a prettier box.

Also, I've not had direct experience of it myself (too poor - only have old bangers!), but these new cars with keyless entry and ignition, which make them very easy to steal. A remote fob was a very handy innovation, but what's the point of this? How does it save time or effort at all?

Also, contactless card payments. How onerous is it to stick your card in the slot and quickly jab at 5 buttons?

It hasn't even been built yet, but HS2. If you occasionally travel between London and Manchester, you can shave half an hour off the journey time - big deal. it would only make a big difference if you commute there regularly - and if you do that, surely you'd save much more time by moving jobs or living nearer to where you actually work?

It's not even like it will save most people much time anyway, unless you live in the middle of one big city and are travelling to the middle of another big city, you have the hassle of getting to one of a very few stations.

Instead of making already-well-served major routes a bit quicker, why not start with north Wales, northern Scotland and SW England, huge swathes of which don't already have very good direct links at all.

SerenDippitty · 21/03/2019 20:12

Mascara. Never tried one that delivered what it promised.

IHeartMarmiteToast · 21/03/2019 20:21

I love my slow cooker AND my steam mop.

I HAD to have a griddle pan.... used it twice in 15 years I think....

Ooooooh that garlic grater plate thingy (with peeler) I bought from the ideal home show... crap. I have a brilliant press now love it

TheVandalsTookTheHandles · 21/03/2019 20:26

@Pinkarsedfly we're taking the kids to Disney in a couple of weeks. Is it really that crap? We've already spent a bloody fortune on the park tickets 😣

BoogleMcGroogle · 21/03/2019 20:27

Half size basoons. Half the size, twice the price.

Pedigree cats. Mine's a moggy and he's better than all the cats ever.

Holidays in Cornwall. Norfolk and Northumbria are far superior.

Also, Brexit.

TheLastNigel · 21/03/2019 20:31

Center parcs. £5000 for a week in a green house outside Sherwood Forest and then you have to pay for everything else on top.

Jsmith99 · 21/03/2019 20:35

All expensive branded pain medicines, antihistamines & cold remedies. Read the label. Buy the own brand generic product which contains exactly the same amount of exactly the same active ingredient. Save £££.

ethelfleda · 21/03/2019 20:51

Agree with HS2 - I hate London, why would I want to get there faster? And they’re planning on tearing up some lovely villages and countryside near us for it!

Charley50 · 21/03/2019 21:02

Totally agree about HS2, and branded medicines. And also branded sanitary products. Since I discovered Wilko's lil-let's at 37p, I've never looked back. Although Morrison's super are like a small brick!

Serin · 21/03/2019 21:19

Yes!! Definitely Cadbury World. Utterly crap.
Can't believe people like it there. We walked about 300yrds down a long corridor to be met by an employee who gave us a wispa and then we walked all the way back again! WTF.
Ice cream van's on the beach, 5 cornets? That's £30 please.

Serin · 21/03/2019 21:20

....... and root canal fillings.

ILoveDaveGrohl · 21/03/2019 21:28

Pink Gin

highheelsandbobblehats · 21/03/2019 21:53

Stating my support for silicone cookware (finally my cakes don't stick!) and the stick vacuum (love my Dyson).
But throwing in Legoland which is the shittest theme park I've ever been to, and Chessington World of Adventures. I used to go all the time as a teen as we lived nearby. Took the kids recently and it was terrible. Particularly the sodding Tomb Raiders ride. Queued for an hour. It was shit when I was 11 and it's still shit. No music or sound effects as you go around so all you can hear is the 'click click' of the guns you're shooting at the lights on the statues.

Ellenborough · 22/03/2019 05:02

All flavoured gins actually ILoveDave

I love gin. Just gin. I was inundated with packaged gift sets of bottles of bizarrely flavoured and sweetened gins at Christmas which taste like alcopops to me and are a waste of a decent can of tonic. People just don't get it.

I know that makes me sound ungrateful but if I knew someone loved the taste of real ale I'm not going to buy them real ale flavoured with bubble gum or vanilla. I'm just going to buy them real fucking ale. Hmm

FuriousCheekyFucker · 22/03/2019 08:50

IPhones and just about every other Apple product apart from the original IPods - which in fairness were a truly revolutionary piece of tech.

The way that Apple tie their customers into using Apple only hardware is Olympic Standard Cheeky Fuckery, but when they're charging 4 times the price of comparable tech, it transcends into a whole new level.

The fact that they manage to brainwash consumers into being almost evangelical into supporting their behaviour - well, all I can say is well done Apple Marketing Department. It reminds me of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation in Douglas Adams HItchhikers Guide To The Galaxy. Bravo Apple Corp!

rockingthelook · 22/03/2019 09:35

The bloody Kardashians and the rest of reality tv shite celebrities that are in abundance
Saturday night telly....totally sick to death of every talent show and sob story known to man, awful

AlexaAmbidextra · 22/03/2019 09:48

Also, cant say for sure but I suspect retirement. Sitting around whilst bits of you pack up and your friends die.

Noooo. I’m having great fun. It’s the best thing ever.

Keletubbie · 22/03/2019 09:56

Sparkling water. It's just minging.

longearedbat · 22/03/2019 13:07

Nooo! - retirement is great. Haven't had this much free time since I was a toddler.

ShowMeTheKittens · 22/03/2019 17:58
  1. Getting stuff on the internet. I spend more time sending it back and arguing with rude bloody couriers. I think I shall just wear rags and have broken plates a there are no sodding shops except charity round here.
Today one asked me to leave my home and go out in the road to collect my parcel. Another shouted that I have no number on the gate- I do and the building is monster size and he's a twat. Last week the courier puta 5kg bag of Epsom salts at the bottom of a wheelie bin, and jammed said wheelie bin in hedge. I killed my back retrieving it.
  1. Charity shops. Overpriced round here.
  2. Ebay. I sell on ebay but you can rest assured if I order something it will be shrunk or have a hole. Recently bought a White Stuff dress in 'good condition'. If good means having been worn to death that is.
ShowMeTheKittens · 22/03/2019 18:00

BoogleMcGroogle Thu 21-Mar-19 20:27:53
Half size basoons. Half the size, twice the price.

bwahahahahaha

SirGawain · 22/03/2019 18:01

Newyearnewme2019
Why would you put them in the oven? Five minutes in the microwave is just fine.

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