To steal dps chicken ball ??

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Bit of a back story here, last night I ordered Chinese. We both are around half. And stuck the rest into tubs to have cold for lunch (( prefer it cold tbh ))

As well as the meal we had ribs, I had one and dp scoffed the rest barring 2, measly ribs which I just stuck in my tub.

I've caved early and scoffed my Chinese for brunch and all I can think of is the massive ball sat on dps plate. I really want it, he set it aside because of its bigness.

WIBU to scoff it ?? Bearing in mind he scoffed most the ribs and ribs surely have a higher value than balls ?? I've also gifted him many a chicken ball over the years when I've fallen into a food coma early and couldn't go on

It's not as simple as that.
Is he at work fantasising about his warm up?

Eat it and deny all knowledge of said chicken ball. Do you have a pet who could be blamed?

Depends.

Are you happy to fuck his brother in the martial bed?

Because the betrayal would be the same

Could you leave the plate on the bench, back door open, a neighbouring dcat could sneak in...?

I would and have eaten dhs leftover chicken ball.. My response is 'snooze you lose'.
I feel no shame and would do it again given the chance!

MonkeyfaceThereturn

That's a bit of a leap!

Nobody touches my leftover chicken balls. Nobody.

Don’t do it OP.
DP will be on here later and we will say LTB

I'd happily sell his granny for a bag of salt and pepper chips in the absence of any brothers.

He'll be sat at work thinking about his leftovers. I know this man.

But ribs, the fucked nicked the ribs !!!
Weighing up tho he's never dared touch my leftovers. There is the risk of a tit for tat leftovers situation

I would 100% eat the chicken ball.

Also- now I really want Chinese food but I have a tummy bug!

Eat it!!!!!
Deny all knowledge of it having existed.

Is it a salt and pepper chicken ball? I'd definitely eat it if it's salt and pepper.

Take a picture of it and tell him you're holding it to ransom, that way you either get him to do something you want/pick up some ice cream on the way home etc or if he fails you get the giant ball! Win win

Gotta say OP I'm not sure if you're sound of mind. you've stated, twice in fact, that ribs have a higher value than chicken balls when chicken balls are the Creme de la Creme of Chinese Food.

Leave the poor mans balls alone if you won't respect them properly

I wouldn't, like you said this could become tit for tat food wars, where would it end? The risks of what you could lose in the future would be too much for me, I couldn't live with the worry of my leftovers or treats in the fridge being revenge eaten.

It's his master chicken ball that's why he's segregated it. Tbh I couldn't stop myself eating it because i am greedy better to ask forgiveness than permission

Eat all of the leftovers, and then order it again for tonight!

How many ribs were in the tub? You had 3...I can’t see there being many more than 6 in the whole thing.

Well I scoffed it.

And now I'm feeling guilty because his response was Oh, I was looking forward to that.

For those wondering these were salt and pepper balls AND ribs. From the decent Chinese that uses proper.meat, not that funny reformed rubbish some use. They also do.salt and pepper rice which I've yet to.try.

Ribs definitely have a higher value than.balls tho. !

You are setting a precedent.
Last night is last night if he was out eating the meat accompaniment s too fast you should have stepped up your eating.
Breaking into official left overs to scoff the meat is crossing a line.

Magicstar usually around 10 or so. And there's always 10 balls. Ours has a go large option on meals.

I went large

Depends if you'd be pissed off if he did that to you.

But not on balls. Large chicken balls is 15

I was coming here to say eat half but I'm too late!

But fuck me, I want some cold chicken balls with cold curry sauce now.