To steal dps chicken ball ??

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Bit of a back story here, last night I ordered Chinese. We both are around half. And stuck the rest into tubs to have cold for lunch (( prefer it cold tbh ))

As well as the meal we had ribs, I had one and dp scoffed the rest barring 2, measly ribs which I just stuck in my tub.

I've caved early and scoffed my Chinese for brunch and all I can think of is the massive ball sat on dps plate. I really want it, he set it aside because of its bigness.

WIBU to scoff it ?? Bearing in mind he scoffed most the ribs and ribs surely have a higher value than balls ?? I've also gifted him many a chicken ball over the years when I've fallen into a food coma early and couldn't go on

Don't eat it! It's not yours! I'd be fuming and would never trust you again! What a lack of respect for other ppl belongings...

At the risk of getting flamed - I've never had a chicken ball not sure I've ever even seen them on a menu!

How does one go about sorting the good Chinese take-aways from the bad?

Either way - OP how would you feel if the tables were reversed? Because on MN a man stealing his partner's food is usually labeled as greedy, selfish and sometimes even abusive!

Monkeyface I can't even tell you how much that comment made me laugh

Dangerous, dangerous precedent OP. I will always steal my "D" H's leftover food now because the fat fucker has no respect whatsoever for the sanctity of mine.

Hold on a second you have Chinese left.. I don't understand the meaning of this.

faints

Oh youve gone and done it now OP, surely the only course of action to avoid a future leftover war is to buy a whole pack of chicken balls(asking them for their biggest set of balls) to share as a peace treaty...

...perhaps some rice could go with it...

-youre still wrong about ribs over balls though-

Ribs definitely have a higher value than.balls tho. !

I'm not sure. Adam gave up his "spare rib" to create Eve but I'm bloody sure he wouldn't have given up one of his balls.

No chance of leftover chicken balls in this house

A lot of scoffing going on.

Do you never just eat something?

I'm not sure. Adam gave up his "spare rib" to create Eve but I'm bloody sure he wouldn't have given up one of his balls

You owe him a chicken ball. A LARGE one.

This means you will need to have Chinese again, really soon.

Win-win OP. Kudos.

@MonkeyfaceThereturn Your first post made me laugh so hard that I dropped my lunch! I regret nothing.

😂😂😂

Are chicken balls a new thing? I don't think I've ever had them.

Ok scratch that, I've googled. So it's undressed sweet and sour chicken, I'm familiar with this.

@MorrisZapp the balls are bigger than sweet and sour.

Ive never had sweet and sour chicken that wasnt in ball form, cross country and cross continent. Im now intrigued

Yabu for eating it cold (Vom face)

I'd have done the same and eaten it, I love them cold!
DH has sussed this though - he drowns it in the sauce as he knows I won't eat the sauce ☹️

Are they just naked sweet and sour balls?

Well now you've fucked up because you can't complain in the future when he eats your leftovers