To ask you what you know today that you didn't know yesterday....

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I know today that a can of Mr Sheen dropped on a bare foot bloody hurts!!
Reinforces that cleaning is overrated!!

Cellophane is made from wood.

How a calorifier works.

just how bad today would feel after 2 bottles of wine yesterday

I know where my stopcock is due to a leaky bathroom tap

That the handle rails on tube trains are the same colour as the line you are on

That what feels like "I'll need a wee in a little while" when lying on the sofa becomes "Omg if I don't get to the bog NOW I'll piss myself" when you stand up.

Getting up at 5.00 am - an hour and a half earlier than usual- to start my first day of 'Yoga with Adrienne' is fucking killing me now at 3.45 pm

That the handle rails on tube trains are the same colour as the line you are on

Bloody hell, I lived in London for 36 years and I never knew that!

All the words to Love Spreads by the Stone Roses.

That the handle rails on tube trains are the same colour as the line you are on

Not true: many trains run on different lines. You'll often see a District Line train with yellow handles it it's recent stock.

Cellophane is made of wood!?!?! Wtaf!!! Off to Google...

Don’t shoot me if it’s wrong Tipsey, it was The Chase that told me it.

That when the vet says she’s call mid morning to tell you how your dog is doing after her op, she really means 2.30pm by which time you’ll be a nervous wreck.

That amazed me as well @FissionChip5 !! I had to google it to check they were right!!

I think the district line is the exception to the rule. Indeed the one I was on was yellow instead of green. Doesn't take much to confuse me either

Maya Angelou and Jessica Mitford performed Right Said Fred together. It's on YouTube.

That my senior manager can see what's on my computer screen from her desk.

Contact lenses cost about 4 times what I thought they would.

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Ooh! Thanks!

0 not working on my phone is that a computer thing?

That Steve Martin plays the banjo.

That The Cotswold Co have an outlet shop in my city. Got myself £200 off a sideboard for the kitchen today

DP is not so happy with my new discovery as he can practically see his bonus disappearing before his eyes

That if you add more water to the loo bowl when there's a massive pooh stuck in there, then flush, it magically disappears

That I have passed my Masters Degree with Merit 🎓🎉