To ask you what you know today that you didn't know yesterday....

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I know today that a can of Mr Sheen dropped on a bare foot bloody hurts!!
Reinforces that cleaning is overrated!!

That George Clarke makes ugly houses even uglier!! Why am I watching this shit show??

That confusedtourists having a little panic in the Liverpool St area have been told the rumour —lie— that the tube poles match the line colour and panic when the yellow handled tube is in fact on the pink H&C line and isn’t going where they want to go...

That the iTunes user agreement specifically forbids you from using it to develop nuclear weapons.

"Graphista the ‰ means per thousand. Just had to google that as I wanted to know myself!"

Wow cool.

My daughter can cut her own hair

That my ds who was going to drop out of college has had a change of heart!!
Starts back Monday!!

That The Cotswold Co have an outlet shop in my city. Got myself £200 off a sideboard for the kitchen

Norwich? Had some great bargains from there!

that roy orbison wasnt blind

That baby DS loves banana. This will take me some time to come to terms with... Also that introduction to solids does not less vomming make just more fragrant sick

That... in Swedish daffodils translate as Easter Lilies.... i like that!

That if you can't do a hard % in your head like 4% of 75 or 18% of 50, you switch them and do 70% of 4 or 50% of 18 instead to get the answer.

Wouldn't work for 37% of 79% or anything, but it will for some.

That princess Beatrice has a new fella.

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This chap

Sinn Fein is not a person

Thanks MN.....

District and Circle lines share so much track that the stock is interchangeable. The colours are fixed for all the others though.

That giraffes hum to each other at a volume (decibel?) humans can’t hear

That if you can't do a hard % in your head like 4% of 75 or 18% of 50, you switch them and do 70% of 4 or 50% of 18 instead to get the answer.

Mind. Blown.

That I'm really terrible at mat leave and all it's expectations of greatness and that's okay.

That I have a new really good, interesting well paid contract coming in where can wfh all the time. 😎

DH told me that Carpetright have no flooring in their shop. 😱 I said are you sure they are a flooring shop and he said well they have flooring but not solid wood flooring. I asked did you look for carpets, clue is in the name? No. 😂

Rain makes DS very happy and hyper, came back singing and dancing for 30 minutes as it was raining and proudly told me he was the wettest person at school.

Cheese is Eseehc spelled backwards

That geese can actually produce legendary size poo. We saw this this morning. No delicate little pebbles today. We were looking for the goose that had lost half its body weight overnight!😱

The Northern and Piccadilly lines use each others stock sometimes too.

That red peppers are just riper green peppers!

WeirdCatLady Congratulations.

I got the result of my latest OU assessment this morning, I'm pleased.