To ask for the funniest thing your dc have done

[Riri1980]

Mine is only 6 months but still does some pretty funny things. I turned my head for a second and he had grabbed my packet of crisps and ripped open the packet so it went all over my bed -.- then just laughed his head off. my initial reaction was to put my hand in my head and just laugh. I can't wait till he's at the age where he says all the funny things that kids do. What's your funny kids story's?

Yesterday I attempted to catch up on washing so all the kids clothes were still in the tumble dryer when I was getting my 2yo twins ready for bed. I had to use the back up pjs that are short sleeved once they were dressed they both looked at me and kept repeating 'uh oh' and pulling on they're sleeves. I couldn't find the wording to explain their sleeves don't come down their arms.

@Handsfull13 that's the kind of things I can't wait for 😂😂

When mt eldest was potty training, she wondered into the living room whilst I was making lunch. I went into find her sat on the settee rolling a lump of shit into a ball. As I walked in, she lifted it up and said 'look, mummy; chocolate!' Wasnt funny at the time. Her dad plans to work it into his speech on her wedding day.

@Whatsername7 really ??😂

Yep. Kids eh?

They really do do the funniest things

Ds2 (aged 4) was a water birth. He knows this and was asking the other day who pulled him out of the water. DP said that he did. Ds asked whether he'd come out with a noodle!!! (Long foam tube the helps kids float for those of you that may give it another name)

@Keewee27 a fair question I guess 😂😂

My dd2 used to follow dh round everywhere he went for a wee one time and she followed him in and shouted “daddy why are you weeing from your finger” we still laugh about it all the time!!!

@Anothertimesoon what did he tell her 😂

Put ds down for a nap when he was about 18 months, had the monitor on and all was quiet. Went down to check on him half hour later and he was standing up in the cot covered head to toe in emulsifying lotion. He reached the pot from the bedside table, opened it and covered himself and his cot. Couldn't help but to laugh at him. Tried to pick him up to wash him and he was just so slippery, the water did no use just slid right off him

I have a potty training one, DS was late to start so he was 4, he'd never been in a loo with a bloke before, but decided to follow dp in to the loo

obviously we've done the whole boys have willies bit, so he walked in, looked at dp weeing, walked out, lifted his top, looked down and shouted Willy! As loud as you can get

all I could hear was the neighbours pissing themselves lauging in their kitchen accross the way

@Nathansmommy1 that's my favourite I think! At least he didn't eat it!!!

@Queenofthestress 😂😂😂 bless him!

@riri he didn’t know what to say she was only 2 😂😂

My two year old wouldn't leave the butchers because she wanted to "give him a kiss". Apparently simply blowing him a kiss wasn't enough. She settled, eventually, for a wave and a little dance. She also asked the guy in the shop next door for a job!

I have one from tonight! My dd 3.8 is learning the alphabet and what words start with the letters. We got to P and I said "p for?" Dd said "I dont know" so I said "pr....." and dd finished it with "ick" I laughed so much. I've never said that in front of her. I was going for princess 😂

My 3 year old got off the bus with me and said 'thanks love' another time, on the damn bus him and his brother were sharing a seat and my eldest got up to move and squashed the little one a bit, so he shouts 'ow, you've squashed my nuggets and my willy'
He's currently got the chicken pox, so he's all spotty, bless him.

I told my DS3 not to wee in the bath as it's dirty and naughty (he kept asking if he was allowed)

The logical mind he is, decides he will make this dream of his happen, so he pees in his "most bestest" cup, then pour that into the bath!

therefor not peeing into the bath and not being dirty or naughty.

3 year old walking up to me after br did a poo and asking me to wipe his bum because 'it stinks'

2 years old, on holiday in wales, picked up by an aunt to take a group picture. Later on, aunt reaches into her pocket, pulls out a turd. Only explanation could be thought of, was it escaped the nappy during being held for the picture. So, basically, shit in someones pocket.

Today my 3 year old said "why has Peppa pig got a tail?" And I said "because all pigs have tails". She thought for a moment then said "when I'm a pig can I have a tail?" 🤣

DS was about 6 when he coloured his entire hand in with a silver sharpie because he wanted a 'titanium bionic hand' which he'd seen on ninjago or something. Took weeks to finally erase all trace of silver.

DNephew was 5 when I was pregnant with DD. He'd ask all sorts of questions while he sat there with his hands on my belly feeling her move. Then one day he piped up with 'has it got toys in there?'

DS3 and I have been chatting a lot about physical differences since his baby sister came along. Sat on DSD21s knee the other day he pipes up “Are you a Mummy? Do you have boobies?” and proceeds to have a poke.

When DD was 3 DH was running her a bath. She went into the bathroom and he said to her 'Are you ready for your bath?' She fixed him with a withering look and said 'Well - AM I naked?'