To ask for the funniest thing your dc have done

[Riri1980]

Mine is only 6 months but still does some pretty funny things. I turned my head for a second and he had grabbed my packet of crisps and ripped open the packet so it went all over my bed -.- then just laughed his head off. my initial reaction was to put my hand in my head and just laugh. I can't wait till he's at the age where he says all the funny things that kids do. What's your funny kids story's?

Ds1 was not quite 2 when he quietly took himself off to the bathroom to clean his teeth. With the toilet brush.

Ds2 used to lick anything glass, so basically shop counters etc. He stopped not long after he stuck his tongue to a freezer door in Iceland and I had to defrost it off by blowing on it.

Ds3 hated pooing and used to get really distressed. He was about 2 when we were in the library one day and suddenly realised one was about to happen. He stood stock still, gripped the nearest shelf and bellowed, "POO COMING! BIIIIG POO COMING!" Every face in the library turned to find out what was happening, as did passers by from the Friday market who'd heard him through the plate glass windows.

They're 18, 16 and 11 now and that brings its own set of "hilarious" challenges.

Last week ds1 had a vomiting bug. While he was sick ds2 asked how the Germans got in. I was confused for a minute until I realised he meant germs. The next day he asked if ds1 was better now and when I said yes he asked if that means the Germans are all gone now 🤣

Stole a raw potato from the shopping bag, crawled off to the living room and started eating it like an apple.

Eldest (was 4 ish at the time) tried to change the youngest's (aged about 2 or so) nappy - opened the old one, wiped the bum, put cream on etc and put new nappy on. Actually did a surprisingly good job apart from not fastening it up tight enough! Luckily it wasn't a pooey one...

Put their hand in some soapy water in Lush. Their skin was blue for the rest of the day!

Bit into a piece of soap in Lush that looked like a cake. They quickly spat it out! I stopped going to that shop for a while until they were older

Took DD1(4) and DD2 (10 months) into work to meet everyone last week. One of the girls in the team is heavily pregnant so I said to DD1 "do you think that lady has a baby in her tummy?" at which point she decided to walk up to a totally unrelated, very slim, other woman in another team and started stroking her tummy.

Dd (8) recently shouted across the playground at school pick up ‘mummy can we go to the GUM doctor?’

She had a sore gum and for some reason thought there was a specific doctor for the issue.

DD was around four and we were in a waiting room at the hospital and she pointed to the wall and said at the top of her voice 'look at big cock on the wall'! (It was a clock)

Oh I have so many of these most recently I heat my poor DH rather distressed while giving our 16 mo a bath. He had been wondering where DS got the brown toy for a while before realising DS had pood in the bath and was playing with it (not envy)
DD2 went through a fase of being absolutely certain she was pooing diamonds and kept asking me to check the toilet as she'd pood a diamond in there!!
Dd1 had problems saying R and was obsessed with Jake and the never land pirates and tick tock crock, so she made a crock out of lego while on face time with my PILs she kept saying I love cock I give it cuddles while cuddling her lego toy my MIL looked mortified I've never hear my FIL laugh so hard

@KeptTheBeachesShipwreckFree how funny, apparently I used to take potatoes out of the cupboard and eat them roar too!

2 year old DS did this the other day.

He was playing in the garden and got mud on his hand. He started waving it at me and saying 'yuck!' so I told him to just wipe his hand on his leg. He wasn't getting it at all so I rubbed my leg and said 'do it like this'. He then walked up to me and wiped his muddy hand over my thigh, just like I'd demonstrated...

My favourite from when DD was little was at a wedding, in the ladies loo. I'd just finished taking her to the toilet and we were standing at the sink washing our hands when she turned to a random wedding guest and informed her that 'mummy and daddy wipe my vagina'. It was a true statement but no idea why she felt the need to announce it to the entire room.

In the Doctors with DD aged 3 a few weeks. And a man who has brown skin walks in.

At the top of her voice DD points at him and shouts "Mummy why is that man covered in chocolate?"

The waiting room fell deadly silent, thankfully the man chuckled and said "I wish I was covered in chocolate, that would be quite nice".

My son aged 3 1/2 announced in mcdonalds (no judgment please) to the surrounding tables "my mummy has drugs". (I am a vet). He also thinks santa has reindeer called George and Doris - because I treated these reindeer at a local farm that does Christmas experiences. One of the worst things he has done is shout "what's that in the box " when he saw a coffin coming out of a church. (so embarrassed). He tends to chat to people - I panic inwardly as you're never just sure what he's going to say.

The other day I asked my 4.5 year old if she could grab her sisters dummy off the table and give it to her because she can't reach and I was carrying a huge basket of washing down the stairs. She huffed and puffed, put her hands on her head and said "I don't get a minutes peace in this house" 😳 she a bit dramatic...

If her older teenage siblings tell her off for anything she puts one hand on her hip and the other one pointing at them and goes.." so are you the mum now 😐" 🙈

She's hilarious and is just naturally funny.
I swear shes been here before.