Is it time for me to ask again for a pledge to absolutely NOT Prepare?
For me, it's like this: If today I were to simultaneously run out of bread, milk, vegetables, painkillers, cash, petrol and have a freezer breakdown, I’d be pretty damn annoyed but am sure that I could step out of my door and obtain all of the above now because of the wonder of supply chains. How many people have complete cast-iron certainty that this will continue to be the case in the aftermath of a No-Deal Crash to Freedom?
So, those who Truly BeLeave should be delighted to pledge not to prepare for any disruption, right?
Type the usual thing about hysteria, then type something like “I swear not to save so much as a grain of rice or tin of beans, to keep my freezer empty, to have less than 1/4 tank of petrol, and less than £10 cash - thus will I demonstrate my unswerving certainty that there will be not an iota of disruption post-Brexit”. Ta-dah! Patriotic True BeLeaving Positive Public Leadership Duty done!
In fact, as the Day of Freedom is now so close, you could have a further pledge! How about promising, on March 29/30th, to hold a public street party (bunting optional), in which every scrap of food in the house is used to feed all the neighbours. And any inedible consumables such as medicines, loo roll, are dragged out into a bonfire on the patio, perhaps in the shape of a Map of the EU, and ceremonially ignited.
Gwan, let's have a thread full of pledges, it's the patriotic BeLeaving thing to do, like magic kryptonite against the traitorous scaremongering Brexit-fairy-killing, right?
(PS. Best part is, you can do your patriotic duty by typing your pledge here, and still fill your loft with tinned beans, and nobody will know!)