To ask what you call your neighbours

[winobaglady]

Inspired by this thread I thought I would ask what names you have for your neighbours, with their specific traits.
We have
the ageing hippies, self explanatory
there's 50 pence, son of one set of neighbours who plays offensive gangsta rap really loud when his parents go out and smokes weed
the jacks live at the end of our shared drive, they've made a parking area where they shouldn't have, forked out for expensive drive resurfacing but won't pay towards the shared area and always put their bins on the edge of our garden on bin day

AIBU to ask for yours?

Kimono woman and downtrodden man... poor sod looks miserable unless he's talking to his dogs, kimono woman wears the same thing EVERYDAY come rain or shine, and even snow!

Scum bun sally.

And then there's Nosey Nancy who lives next door who slowly walks past our house after the school run and stares through the window for longer than she should!

Dickheads next door
Wankers at bottom house
Pervy Peter
Dog barking twats across
People with Pond

Dread to think what they call us

My mother used to call the neighbours opposite the Reagans as their entire house was white. From Windows to gates to the white flowers in the white pots on the drive next to their white car. I guess they liked the colour

None where we are now as quite secluded.....We did used to have Man of a Thousand Car Doors,

To the left 'actual names'
To the right 'the weirdo next door'
Across the road 'comic book guy and hides wife' 😳

Dave.

The Uglies, the Witch and Mr and Mrs Flipflop with miss and master Flipflop

We use actual names, for all but two that we don't know. They are Taxi Lady, and Smart car man.

Oh and also Elton John....on a nice summer's evening he liked to take his organ outside and have a jolly bad sing song

We have:
-The UKIPpers (only ppl in village with a massive UKIP sign during last election)
-Red Van Knobhead (drives like a twat on rural lanes, stuck a Leave sign on his van with gaffer tape...which damaged his paintwork )

• Crazy Granny (smokes like a chimney, drives like a lunatic, swears at all the kids, and spies on everyone from her bedroom window - complete loon)

-Horsey people (always walking to or from the stables, also v active on local FB group in relation to what they've caught on their CCTV)

Probably more but feel I've already outed myself to anyone who lives in my village

One is shouty cow, another is fat gobshite. The others are all pleasant so known by their names!

Father snoopdog due to car registration and son pin dick due to small penis compensating red sports car.

There's also boobs up the street, I come from a family of big breasted women but hers are something to behold, her back must kill.

We have to the right "the karaoke bunch" -Japanese students who come home every Friday night and sing the most horrendous and loud karaoke, whilst one accompanies them on the trumpet.
On the left "Mr Van" who we rarely see.
Opposite are the "WOO! Girls" as they are also young girl students who are noisy as feck every weekend, and everything they do is punctuated by a woo.
Next to them are "shhh DDs teacher lives there" (trainee teacher but we don't half watch how we behave knowing that, the gang who live there are lovely though) and then further down is "lovely neighbour lady" who always loves bumping into me and is the smiliest woman ever.

In our first flat we calles the guy downstairs Scooter because he used to play loud techno music at every opportunity.

Then the next flat we has the guy downstairs who we called "that posh uni wanker"

Then now in our house we have Paddy on one side and the other side we have "the arseholes next door" (so called due to their general arsehole behaviour since the day we bought the house)

Frank the Wank
The Boys
The Try Hards
Mr & Mrs Dry Chat
Winnie the Witch
Audi pricks
The eBay addicts

We have a fun cul de sac. Goodness knows what we are called 😂

Oh!

Forgot about Mayo Lady (we were in the queue behind her in Subway once)

and Pyjama Gran. Self explanatory.

We have......
Angry Man - stomps around everywhere
Crackheads - smoke weed but look like crack heads
Can't park, won't park - drives a fiat 500 but takes her at least 5 attempts to park each day

We have loads more but realised the names are a bit offensive

We've got

Duvet Dave - permanently hanging out of his bedroom window smoking cigs whilst wrapped in his duvet

Bitch Mum - always kicking off about something at the kids

Pavlova - once gave DH a plate of homemade pavlova over the garden fence

Horse Box McHoarder Twat - has a horse box full of various shite for his junk shop, normally straddling several car parking spaces

The Potts - always smoking pungent pot

Creepy Slide Kids - like to stand on top of their slide and stare into our garden

The bin nickers.
The couple that side (whilst pointing).
The old lady on the end.
The campervan people.
The accountant.

Their names.. apart from one who is crazy cat lady.... mainly cause her cat used to terrorise our cats (who have since gone) and her cat would just wander into our house and sit outside the cat flap confused as to why it couldn't get through.... crazy cat lady also hangs washing out when there is a hard frost... I find this odd..

I feel bad for the name though as she is actually lovely and her partner is very poorly....

Nice ones we refer to by name, otherwise:

Mr and Mrs Mormon (very odd pair)
Arse next door
Him across the road.
Screamy baby family (kid screams every day at 7am onwards)

We live next door to the Screamer (at her kids, during sex) and her other half the bozeyedtwat, crazy face and fat alco, Trev the Rev, selfish-parker. God knows what they think of us!

We used to live next door to a fantastic couple, but when their daughter used to come home from university she'd treat them like dirt. When she came to visit we'd call her 'stupid girl' and play the song really loud at the same time. (Childish but fun 😜)

The ones either side, their names as we know them well.

Others in the street:
Tank man (Owns a huge 4x4 and drives it like one)
Ned (as in Flanders)
Nigel-4-cars (He has 4 cars - and only has parking spaces for 2 )
The Waltons (So many kids I have lost count)
Dominos (always ordering Pizza at random times like 11am on a Sunday)

Ooh I was waiting for this thread to start!

We have:
Tow truck man
Ian Beale
Crackhead next door
Motorbike man
Worlds cleanest prius
Yaris wankers (house of 2 people but own and badly park 5 Yaris’)
Doris (not her name but looks like it should be)
Knobhead
Uber man
Tommy two cars
Pork (based on old car reg)

We are probably known as yappy dog bastards 😂