Head accused me of running over a child foot and swearing at him!

[Tjzmummabear]

We recently moved from a naice area - to a rural hick town (it's a dump) think quiet little redneck mountain town. I've three kids and my eldest is 13. 13 years of school runs ... I've a pgce. I've made successful decisions and don't work as I'm comfortable. I send my children to state schools as I attended a top 20 state school. But the standards today are woeful. Think nits and threadworm. Yesterday morning the head said I'd run over a child called Harry and sworn at him. (Eh? Come again love). Shes a hopeless head. Doesn't speak to or interact with children. Would you make a complaint?

Never been treated like dirt before. =( would u send children to a decent prep school?

@Atchiclees

This makes so much sense!

I'm Harry and yes she did!

@Atchiclees thank you for the explanation all makes sense now

Whenever I read a seemingly bonkers op, I think “the spies are at it again”.

I’m Russian. I’m not a spy though.

@MyFootHurts

Waaaaaaaay past your bedtime. We need to discuss your dad's secretary at some point too.

But are you a secretary Pyotrkrolik?

So I haven’t RTFP because it’s too long to hold my interest but bravo on the promotion and remember me to your mum. (It’s Jill)

The least I would expect from someone with a PGCE is good grammar.

I’m not a secretary. Or a spy. Or a part time spy who is also a part time secretary. I am small and grey with long ears and a snuffly nose.

Hull does not have prep schools so it can’t be Hull. There are two independent schools which have Junior schools and one school is called Hull XX School but it isn’t in Hull, it’s in East Yorkshire not the city of Hull and therefore a different LEA which means they don’t appear in the same league tables.

One of the parents did run over another parent’s foot in the school car park though.

Okay I’ve come back now my meds have kicked in nicely........ and I’m still fucking confused

People have missed the point of the OP’s OP:

would u send children to a decent prep school?

As opposed to an indecent prep school?

NotNowMrTumnus I think you've missed the point also! The question is, whose children are we sending?

Tjzmummabear - unless the Head has the tyre print on Harry's shoe forensically proven to have come from your wheelbarrow, you're in the clear.

Are the nine standards a bit like the stages of fr. Jack's hairy hands? Are you a standard 9 fuzzy ball of nits and threadworms sitting in the mountains somewhere?

Good morning OP. How are you feeling?

Atchiclees

I think you are spot on there. However, if this is a coded message there is most likely a response from a fellow spook embedded in the answers. Fess up people! Who is it?

OMG!

It is pass me the crisps. Honestly, people if you only read their messages it becomes clear that the OP is a secret agent trapped in an unfriendly country and is asking for rescue. The final message from pass is unanswered so I fear out op might have been compromised...

Stay strong mummabear and god bless the queen!

What’s going to hurt more this morning: Harry’s foot, or OP’s head?

It's time to call International Rescue.

@Atchiclees but what about the stolen madonna with the big boobies????

They weren't big boobies, it was just a very very pointy bra.

Did you do supply without doing your NQT then? Wow.

So .... is OP taking her dcs to school today?

Does Harry have a cast on?
Is OP going to run over Head's foot?
Is @Pyotrkrolik really the secretary, she doth protest too much!

Please tune in the for latest instalments!

Wasps FeverTree There was a lovely Dutch pancake restaurant in the centre of Hull but it closed

Now back to this thread, where was I? apart from fucking confused