Head accused me of running over a child foot and swearing at him!

[Tjzmummabear]

We recently moved from a naice area - to a rural hick town (it's a dump) think quiet little redneck mountain town. I've three kids and my eldest is 13. 13 years of school runs ... I've a pgce. I've made successful decisions and don't work as I'm comfortable. I send my children to state schools as I attended a top 20 state school. But the standards today are woeful. Think nits and threadworm. Yesterday morning the head said I'd run over a child called Harry and sworn at him. (Eh? Come again love). Shes a hopeless head. Doesn't speak to or interact with children. Would you make a complaint?

Never been treated like dirt before. =( would u send children to a decent prep school?

OP - what is your complaint going to be?

I'm confused

Nits and Threadworm. Wasn't that an early 90s indie band?

No, it's Heston Blumenthal's starter special this week.

Sharon, is that you?

She was doing the dinosaur.
Causes all manner of accidents in hick towns

They do a very nice Fish supper in Kirby Stephens.

Apropos to nothing, they are very good for lining the stomach before hitting the Chardonnay.

What’s the background nonsense about

People can cause accidents no matter what their circumstances are!

They do a very nice Fish supper in Kirby Stephens.

I heard that they have a good supply of worms which will aid the fishermen (or women, Fisher people sounds creepy)

Umm.. ok.

This is the most bizarre OP I've seen in a while.

I love Harper Valley PTA . . . now I'm wishing I'd used that for my parody instead of 9 till 5

There's a pub in Kirkby Stephen that doesn't judge you when you rock up at 11.30am with your pensioner in-laws, desperate to get drunk enough to make the inane chat about a homosexual, birmingham-based pharmacist tolerable. I have fond, warm memories of that pub. I also have nits (not worms as per aforementioned German poo shelf toilet)

Could have been worse, you could have killed Kenny.... that would make you a bastard.
P.s hope little Harry is ok

@TJZmummabear you aren't making any sense at all, sorry.

You've moved somewhere you don't like, people have nits and worms? It's near a mountain? You ran a child over? The school have nine standards?

Which bit are you wanting to complain about?

Did Sharon run over Harry. After she split the wine.

Why have I got a pop up advert for pest control?

Do the stunning secretaries have nits and threadworms or just the hicky kids?

My grandson (7) once sent a long but bizarre text from his ipod, it almost made sense and was fairly grammatical. He confessed he had done it by choosing words that popped up as suggestions in the predictive text. Could this be what the OP has done - maybe they are a 7 year old with dyslexia.

Is the Headteacher not male? See title.

Poor little Harry , I expect having 7 toes on each foot made it difficult for him to dodge your car ! .

However, the seven fingers on each hand makes his banjo playing second to none!

It does sound like something you would do to be fair.....