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AIBU - Pets are stupid!

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Justagirlwholovesaboy · 24/01/2019 04:42

Just for fun, what’s the weirdest thing which has scared your pet for no apparent reason. Tonight I learnt while walking my puppy a shadow is scary! After reassurance he’s ok, no counselling needed but wondered what others have experienced with their amazingly eccentric pets?

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steppemum · 24/01/2019 12:41

inadvertently ate a red chilli pepper and regretted it

bizarre fact for you.
parrot's taste receptors are a different shape to human's. This means that the hot bit in the chilli pepper bonds to a human's taste receptor and it tastes hot. It doesn't bond to a parrots tongue, so they can eat the hottest of chillis and they don't taste hot.
Chillis have actually evolved to be eaten by parrots, who then conveniently fly off with the seeds and spread them, and chillis are hot so that humans don't eat them, (or don't eat many) and more are eaten by the parrots.

crispysausagerolls · 24/01/2019 12:42

My dog barks at the snow

fourquenelles · 24/01/2019 12:44

My late, much loved greyhound HATED Tipping Point. As soon as the music came on she had to leave the room. Just to make sure it was the music I played her the theme tune on my laptop. It scared her.

She also could not walk passed a white feather. They freaked her out too.

NC0301191141 · 24/01/2019 12:44

My mum's dog is scared of anything round. Frisbees, camera lenses, balloons, etc. Bizarre. He literally jumped in to my mum's arms after someone dared walk past him in a nature reserve carrying a big camera lens!

My friend has declared that his dog is racist too as he goes mental if he encounters a black person. My friend is Asian and his partner is white, and they've had him from a puppy so no-one understands why he is how he is!

My cat gets freaked out by the wind. It's hilarious watching her run around the garden when it's windy. I swear she thinks an invisible creature is ruffling her fur!

mrsjoyfulprizeforraffiawork · 24/01/2019 12:46

This means that the hot bit in the chilli pepper bonds to a human's taste receptor and it tastes hot. It doesn't bond to a parrots tongue, so they can eat the hottest of chillis and they don't taste hot.
That is very interesting. Then, I guess the reason he won't have anything to do with chilli peppers is because of the colour rather than the result of eating one. He doesn't seem scared of them though, just won't eat them. In Borneo, I watched 2 or 3 chickens taking turns to jump up and pick chilli peppers off a small bush - they were mad about them.

SillyLittleBiscuit · 24/01/2019 12:46

5.5 stone Boxer scared recently of an upturned open umbrella. Also not keen on motorbike covers that flap in the wind.

Beamur · 24/01/2019 12:49

My guinea pigs love the seeds inside peppers.
My cat who is generally bomb proof totally freaks out if I put on fake cat ears as I found out at Halloween.

steppemum · 24/01/2019 12:50

mrsjoy - will he eat green ones?

chillpizza · 24/01/2019 13:06

My mums old dog was racist. He was a proper rescue beaten and chained up rescue poor soul and would go bonkers if he heard words he couldn’t understand. He wouldn’t attack but he would bark and bark we presumed maybe his previous owner spoke another language and due to the bad treatment he was rescued from thought all people who spoke in another tongue where bad.

He was so bad you couldn’t actually take him for a walk for yanking and barking.

Waspnest · 24/01/2019 13:12

Our cat will sit on a window sill watching pouring rain for ages. She'll then go to the back door (about half a metre away) and miaow to go out. When she sees the actual pouring rain she looks surprised and reverses sharply back indoors. I don't think she understands glass.

pigsDOfly · 24/01/2019 13:14

Just remembered something about one of my late cats. He was one of sweetest animals you could wish to meet but he wasn't over bright.

One of my DDs had a large cardboard poster of a tiger cub that usually hung in her bedroom but for some reason she'd brought it downstairs and propped it against the bottom of the side of the sofa.

The cat marched happily into the room in his usual confident manner saw the tiger cub and shot out of the room as if all the hounds of hell were on his tail. It was about three or four days before he'd go back into the living room even though the poster has been removed immediately after his ignoble departure.

And this was a cut who used to love to watch fireworks through the backdoor and get very cross because he wasn't allowed to go outside and watch them up close.

Booboostwo · 24/01/2019 13:55

My horse out on a hack started loosing the plot...because of a butterfly that wouldn't leave us alone!

But horses are particularly stupid and would win this thread hands down with their fear of blue flowers, plastic bags, pigs and just about anything you could think of.

junecat · 24/01/2019 14:03

My now sadly departed Husky was scared of statues. He wouldn't go past the fountain in the bark, the collection boxes like children & dogs you see outside shops and the neighbours stone dogs outside her front door without loads of coaxing.

He also had meltdowns if something was where it shouldn't be like a roadwork sign on a pavement and the blow up snowman a neighbour put in the garden one Christmas :)

ChairinSage · 24/01/2019 14:57

My cat is mostly double-hard and will square up most dogs. He's also frightened of our new vacuum cleaner - it was hatred at first sight, when it was fresh out of the box and not even turned on. Would happily let you vacuum round him with the old model, can't even walk past the new one.

OutPinked · 24/01/2019 14:59

My cat hates the mop, the vacuum, the printer... just about anything that suddenly moves. He also eats falafel and bread and sometimes walks backwards. He’s an odd one...

MaMisled · 24/01/2019 15:02

My little terrier cross is pretty fearless until I pop a boiled sweet in my mouth! The "tsk" sucking sound has her bolting behind the sofa!

FiddleFigs · 24/01/2019 15:08

My cocker spaniel is scared of little old ladies - they have to be very elderly, and walk very slowly - he freezes with fear. I've never understood it.

Also scared of the dark and elaborate headwear (an old lady in an exciting hat would be the end of him).

He's an idiot. But he's also the best.

MissConductUS · 24/01/2019 15:10

My cat was scared of cucumbers. Would literally run out if anyone was eating it. No idea why!

Assuming this is a whole cucumber you're talking about, cats have an instinctual fear of snakes and the sight of the cucumber is triggering that fear.

longtimelurkerhelen · 24/01/2019 15:16

One of my cats likes to get in the way of the hoover, giving me disapproving/dirty looks. Have to keep moving him out of the way, once I have finished he goes out (could have just gone out and not got in the way constantly Confused ).

My other cat would only drink hot water from the bathroom sink, until a vet told me that cats don't like their water bowl near their food bowls, moved it about 2 foot away and he now drinks from there (learn something new everyday Smile).

notfromstepford · 24/01/2019 15:20

My dog gets scared if things are out of place on his walk - so if someone has a skip with rubbish on their drive it really freaks him out, or if a car is normally parked on a drive and it's on the pavement he gets really scared.
He also goes absolutely nuts when it's windy and he doesn't like the rain.
If it's slippy and icy he likes to run around as fast a possible so he falls over and slides. Not seen him with snow yet - wonder what he'll make of that!

WeirdCatLady · 24/01/2019 15:40

My wonderful big (seven stone) Rottweiler was scared of hiccups.

And shadows. And spiders.

He would jump up onto my lap and sit and shake until it went away.

I miss him every day. Now we have a tiny staffie puppy who isn’t afraid of anything 🙄

agnurse · 24/01/2019 16:03

Our Biggie is a little strange. He won't eat human food - not even tuna, though he likes the water. If there are cat treats on offer, though, he's right in there demanding his share. He practically worships the ground under Daddy's feet. A few weeks ago Gatsby, one of our other cats, decided that he wanted to sit on Daddy's lap. Biggie looked as if Gatsby had just peed on his rug. That's HIS DADDY. Only HE is allowed to sit on Daddy's lap! Biggie has almost no hunting instinct. He doesn't go for the laser light. He does like wand toys but that's about it. Mostly he just likes to sit with his people. But only if you're wearing clothes or have a blanket on your lap - he doesn't like to sit on bare skin. I also don't think he's ever met a human or another animal that he didn't like. He has gotten along with every one of the 4 cats to whom he's been introduced (our two and my parents' two when he stayed with them while we were on vacation). A friend of my kid's brought her puppy over for a few minutes once and Biggie tried to make friends with the puppy! (She appeared not to know quite what to make of him.)

For the record: we do not know Biggie's history as he came from a shelter. We do suspect that he may have been hand reared. We also suspect that he thinks he's a dog. He follows Daddy everywhere. I joke, "But Honey, I thought you liked dogs." Hubby says, "He's not a dog. He's a stupid cat that THINKS he's a dog."

MitziK · 24/01/2019 16:04

My cat is a snob. He was terrified of every single vacuum cleaner we've had (IMO, they were all shit, including the fucking Dyson) until I gritted my teeth and ordered a Miele. Now, he merely makes a discreet exit over the top of the settee and through the banisters if it comes within three foot of him. Considering the OH clatters around like a herd of elephants with all vacuum cleaners, brooms (cat attacks them if he's in That Mood), I don't think there can be that much of a difference in the sound, other than a vague difference in pitch.

The other one was scared of doors. In my old flat, we had them (reasonably enough), but never closed more than the outside ones and the bathroom. If one were moved so that it was ajar, rather than pushed right back, she'd saunter in, spot it, jump out of her skin and then hide. And anything out of place. Drop a crisp packet on the floor or take your shoes off whilst she was out of the room and she'd be horrified on her return. But we can move furniture around in this house and she doesn't give a monkey's - it's open plan downstairs.

Both are terrified of 'proper' Geordies. Couple of our friends are from up there, both love cats - one, with a broad accent, sends them running for cover the moment they hear his voice, the other, whose accent is much, much softer (but makes just as much noise), they'll hurl themselves upon him for acknowledgement and fuss.

They both have absolutely no fear of small children (none in the house, but they will parade themselves at the front window during the school run so the little ones can admire them from afar bang on the window to say hello )

Horses are definitely the worst. As a prey species, I can understand it, but seriously, you've walked this same route every morning for the last six years, rain and shine, winter and summer, but now you decide there's a single fucking leaf out of place on the same fucking tree and it obviously means imminent death from a pack of wolves? Twat.

agnurse · 24/01/2019 16:04

Outpinked

While our cats won't eat everything, Gatsby certainly thinks that any food is for him. You could have a peanut butter sandwich and he'd be there going, "You has food? I like food! I can has food?" Jayda wheedled some salsa off DSD once and actually ate it!

Gigglebrain · 24/01/2019 16:07

My horse once spooked at a butterfly flying past his shoulder,
My dog is terrified of me moving the sofa if he's on it, the vacuum, and white posts placed in the ground. He spooks like a horse.