Chardonnay

[ginandnappies]

I'm fully prepared for LTB.

I asked my (usually lovely) partner to bring home wine. He knows how much I live a merlot, I was anticipating a lovely red glowing glass.

He brought home CHARDONNAY.

Am I being unreasonable to sink it and throw him out?

Just add some red food colouring and pretend.

I'd try but I used the last trying to make paint for my toddler which ended up in stained skin. Bad times

Kick him to the kerb gin

How very dare he!!!!

God I hate chardonnay. Would be livid.

@Rufusthebewilderedreindeer I'm glad you agree, it's like sickly sweet watery piss.

Wait, you like merlot and he bought your Chardonnay?

You officially get my first LTB!!!

Even my tee-total, never touched wine in his life DH knows to only bring me home Sauvignon blanc!

Send him out to get more

@blackteasplease you're a wise one

@DannyWallace I feel so privileged yet so angry.

He bloody knows fine well, this is the man that can buy me presents I didn't know I needed yet THIS.

Maybe he's bumped his head today? Either way Chardonnay is not being drunk.

Shit OP it's not even the right colour. I would be pissed if my "D" H brought me Melot....

This would be a deal breaker for me ...

Does he think it’s 1992?

My red has nearly gone. Send it my way. Then LTB

Chardonnay is the worst wine ever!!!

I quite like Chardonnay, what should I be drinking ????

Phone the police
Fecking terrible behaviour
Does the man not realise the vast cataclysm between white & red ?!

Btw I am sipping a lovely meaty merlot and it’s all lovely.

Fucking hate Chardonnay. Even if I wanted white that would be the last wine I would want.
LTB (my first)

Ahem....

ducks

Put creme de cassis in it so it's the right colour, and have Kirs.

Im actually drinking chardonnay

Ive just been too embarrassed to come back on

(Dh is drinking cabernat sauvignon)

I'm ABC. Anything But Chardonnay. It is the devil's piss

A good Chardonnay is lovely, a bad one is horrible.

If he knows you're a red drinker though then that's just weird!

He just said

Why dont you post 'he probably bought it for his girlfriend '

Ive said i wont be doing that...as im not a cunt

He thinks he is such a wit

OMG.
My first LTB as well.
And agree re police involvement.
And I have merlot...