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To have no time for 'nonsense' anymore

981 replies

scoobydoobydoooooh · 15/01/2019 10:08

People expecting me to travel thousands of miles to attend their destination wedding.

People putting their name on waiting lists for designer handbags that cost thousands of pounds.

Pamper parties for 9 year olds.

Any other grumpy old ladies like to list the modern day nonsense they can live without?

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pfwow · 16/01/2019 16:58

People who go abroad and don't learn how to say hello and please and thank you in the language of the place that they are in. Stay at home if you can't be bothered to be polite.

BiscuitsWithEverythingPlease · 16/01/2019 17:04

I've found my tribe! Loving this thread, thank you OP. Yes, yes to so much already mentioned.

Can I add those awful, bragging round-robin letters people often include with Christmas cards? We don't see each other from one year to the next so I really don't give a monkeys that your kids are now head girl, doing a masters, loving choir, passed grade whatever on piano, doing a gap year in Borneo or whatever. Nor do I give a shite about the holidays, weekend breaks, house extensions or whatever else you've done. I'm especially not interested in the pathetic, cutesy couple info about how loved-up you are when everyone knows (you included!) that your DH is a serial adulterer. I really, really don't care! Stop it, just stop.

Turquoise123 · 16/01/2019 17:25

stopped going to weddings that were more that a few hours years ago...

Bozlem80 · 16/01/2019 17:28

Parents who park on zig zag lines outside school then find out they live 2 streets away.

Pouting on pics!

Constant picture taking of food. ‘Oh look at me aren’t I supermum cos I cook a Sunday dinner every Sunday for 6 people’

Stupid cryptic messages on social media, don’t give a toss

Being the first at the bus stop & last on because other people (elderly, students etc....) think they can just push the hell in & then getting off the bus everyone congregates to the front as if their lives depend on it!

I could go on & on & on!

SuzieCath · 16/01/2019 17:30

● gender reveal parties
● people posting what they had for lunch/dinner/tea on social media
● BREXIT 😂

Ibiza7 · 16/01/2019 17:32

Politicians! Both sides are responsible for the godawful mess this country is in.

SW6mama · 16/01/2019 17:33

SCHOOL GATE POLITICS

Asgoodasarest · 16/01/2019 17:36

Not being allowed to just enjoy anything. It’s Christmas in November so by actual Christmas you should already be making your resolutions, juicing and cleaning your house. Easter eggs in January! Just let me enjoy things for the right amount of time, when they’re actually happening!

Rokerwriter · 16/01/2019 17:36

Shoes you can't walk comfortably in. Sorry, not doing it any more. Any time, any place, anywhere.

Streamside · 16/01/2019 17:37

Dogshit,litter,people who don't say thank you when you or your children hold doors for them. People who blank you when you say hello to them.Shop assistants who don't seem to think they need to speak to you, particularly those in a large electrical retailers.
People who think it's all right to hand over their phones to toddlers then decide on a whim that they won't give them, particularly in a crowded waiting room. I've honestly never heard anything worse than hearing a small child howl and whine to get a phone. What's wrong with books?

Dillydallyer · 16/01/2019 17:38

People who dress toddlers in designer clothes that cost a fortune for them to grow out of a month later.

People who take photos of their newly painted nails on their BMW steering wheel

Lip fillers. ‘Just a steady mil’ YOU LOOK LIKE A twat DUCK

Half the mums at our local school who think they don’t have to fasten their kids into car seats or even put a seatbelt on them.

People who get married in red dresses then claim to be ‘different’ I have no objection to red dresses but please don’t think you’re different.

Destination weddings and, even worse, stag and hen do’s

I could go on all day!

CheesyWeez · 16/01/2019 17:41

People who stand still in the middle of the busy pavement or in the door of the tube so they can read their phone messages

Dessundorma · 16/01/2019 17:41

I remember when people just used to take popcorn in. Now it's like a three course dinner is acceptable. I mean nachos for goodness sake!

libra101 · 16/01/2019 17:44

Shoppers chatting to each other with their trolleys blocking the aisles and shelves in Tesco.

Stressing · 16/01/2019 17:44

Oh my god I love this thread.

Wendyclare3 · 16/01/2019 17:45

So agreeing with nearly all of this

NotAColdWomanHenry · 16/01/2019 17:46

*"Some stoicism or maybe even a bit of humility until you actually have some useful skill/experience/contribution to make?"

That statement was fucking outrageous, especially on a durum that is usually supportive to Parents of disabled children.

"I feel like some kind of Calvinist puritan throwback from the 1600s for even daring to think this."

Yes you are notacoldwomanhenry. Are severely, or long term disabled people surplus to requirements then? What do you suggest we do with them?*

OK, I take your point but I also think you're deliberately misreading my post so you can take massive offence, as per one of the modern behaviours we are all finding such a PITA.

OF COURSE if someone is so disabled that they cannot make a practical contribution, I am not talking about them. (Though I'm not suggesting they don't make any contribution at all)

I am talking about people who focus on and obsess about their diagnosis (or even self-diagnosis) and seem to think only their identity and status matter, rather than anything they might do. They bleat on about their special status as having ASD, MH issues or being non-binary or whatever and expect a round of applause for that in itself (which, given the nature of social media, they often get, which only encourages them).

I wouldn't be moaning about this if these were people who couldn't actually do anything other than that, would I? That wouldn't make any sense.

StealthPolarBear · 16/01/2019 17:46

As good as a rest, yes thank you. I was going to add Christmas in September yesterday. People asking if you've finished your shopping by mid October. By the 1st December I'm sick of it and just want it over.

DeniseRoyal · 16/01/2019 17:47

I don't even know where to start with the things I hate, but I'll try
Baby showers, Hen weekends, calling your other half 'hubby', snapchat filters, designer clothes on babies and children, sanctimonious daily fail readers, liberal (pretentious) home schooled kids and their fucking arsehole parents...I need to stop... I am a horrible person 🤔

S0upertrooper · 16/01/2019 17:55

People that say 'Moving forward' FFS what is wrong with 'In the future'???

panzotti · 16/01/2019 17:56

I am really fed up of all the unnecessary difficulties, really: somebody died in my family and I tried to get some help from the GP - she gave me a phone number to call and they sent me a module to fill up to assess me - I am so sad I cannot fill in the module and I do not seem to be able to speak to a living human being about it.

People who say " amazing!" at whatever you do, looking somewhere else.

Food obsessions of all kinds

Weight obsessions ( ditto)

People eating in the tube, or standing or on their bed and not sitting at a table preferably in the kitchen and then lamenting said food obsessions.

Those who seem to have all their time booked up in the most trivial tasks without finding any time for their children

Leighhalfpennysthigh · 16/01/2019 17:59

Almost everything on this thread.

I'm a childless lefty, but don't tell people how to bring up their children, don't worry. I might silently judge entitled annoying parents who think their child is the second coming, is a free spirit feral whilst really just badly behaved. But parents also judge those parents so I guess I'm allowed!

Saltylandcat · 16/01/2019 17:59

Yes people!!!
People who spend ridiculous money on cross breeds (aka a mongrel) usually with long hair that requires even more money spending on it keeping it from being a matted stinking mess.
Facials for dogs. Wtf?
People who let their dog shit a/right outside school or b/ pick it up and put it in a bag then leave it on the floor/on a tree branch in the middle of a wood. There is no magic poop fairy.
Lisa Simpson top lips especially on young women. It makes me want to weep.
Women who go out on a Saturday afternoon in massive rollers "oooh look at me I'm going somewhere really fancy later". Then end up with hair that LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME.
People who drive massive 4x4s unless they actually work on or own a farm.
People above who park like total wankers.
People who park in disabled or family spaces who are are neither disabled or parents.
The useless bastards who were supposed to empty our food caddy on Friday and did the neighbours ten feet away but not ours so it's now rammed full of 5 weeks worth of rotting food.
The local council. Bunch of jobworths that want paying for everything but do nothing to support local businesses/facilities.
Annnd breathe.

GallicosCats · 16/01/2019 18:00

Stupid arbitrary hoops to jump through when applying for jobs, e.g. competitive balloon animal making, cheerleading, writing a 500-word essay based on competence framework...for a receptionist job. Montes parturiunt, nascetur ridiculus mus. (The mountains are in labour, a ridiculous mouse is born).

panzotti · 16/01/2019 18:02

Also, expensive restaurants that serve vaguely confused and very overpriced food and terrible terrible coffee.

People asking me now " so what do you think of Brexit" knowing too well that I do not have permanent residency

People assuming that you must like spicy food because you are black or that you have been raised by a single parent.