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To ask if there are any 'dinnerladies' fans here?

154 replies

HildaZelda · 11/01/2019 22:14

Just re-watching it here on Gold. Jean and Dolly have to be my favourites. They definitely had some of the best lines.

Dolly: Who has sex on Christmas morning?
Jean: The Dalai Lama
Dolly: Well! He must peel his sprouts the night before!

And, discussing Jean's relationship with Stan.

Dolly: Is he laying your new lino then?
Jean: He's laying anything he wants to lay!

Jean discussing her ex husband with Bren

Bren: "So the earth didn't move?"
Jean: "Even the headboard didn't move"

Hilarious

Grin Grin Grin

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 15/01/2019 18:57

Arghhh - Any baby of Petula’s would look like something out of the Beano!

DobbyLovesSocks · 15/01/2019 18:57

Love dinner ladies

The Christine episode;
Twinkle: oh god Bren what's that?
Bren: have a whiff of raw bacon, it takes the edge off

Love the millennium episode when Bren talks about the aeroplane

DaveCoachesgavemetheclap · 15/01/2019 19:00

Of Christine's flatulence:

Bren: It might be nerves.
Twinkle: It might be mushy peas!

MawkishTwaddle · 15/01/2019 19:14

I love Stan. The episode when his dad died and he read the poem makes cry, ‘Always set the table, even if it’s just for you.’ Sad

But then this makes me howl,

‘It's one of several neglected areas in my life. I've got no sex life, no frying pan and I'm halfway through a tube of toothpaste I absolutely cannot stand.’

DaveCoachesgavemetheclap · 15/01/2019 19:23

Just watching Vera- who'd have thought that Clint would become a detective? Grin

Illegally18 · 15/01/2019 19:30

I enjoy it.

recently · 15/01/2019 19:33

Thank you for this thread. Was feeling very poorly and sorry for myself so I looked them up on youtube- brilliant! Never seen them before!

LuggsaysNotaWomen · 15/01/2019 19:37

I love Dinnerladies too. Perfect comedy, gentle but hilarious.

I often have to stop myself saying "Alright, keep your scrotum on", whenever anyone chivvies me along.

LuggsaysNotaWomen · 15/01/2019 19:41

Loved Brens Malapropisms - "What were they called? What are them things like cucumbers?...Suffragettes!"

SkaTastic · 15/01/2019 19:47

I love it and I love this thread. Beautifully written makes me laugh and cry. One of the finest comedies ever.

Rockbird · 15/01/2019 19:58
  • At least he's not that other thing.
  • What other thing?
  • It's quite a little bouncy sort of a word. Dum-de-dum.
  • Trampoline? Marzipan? Confident?
  • Impotent!
SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 15/01/2019 20:12

I hadn’t realised that was our Clint on Vera! How stupid am I?

pastapestoparmesan · 15/01/2019 20:14

I’m from that London and I absolutely love dinnerladies and VW in general. Feel sad every time I remember she died.

3out · 15/01/2019 21:06

Whaaat?! Clint is in Vera? Off to see for myself 😂

DaveCoachesgavemetheclap · 15/01/2019 21:09

Not qiuite so spotty now Grin

To ask if there are any 'dinnerladies' fans here?
3out · 15/01/2019 21:10

Well I never! He looked so slimy in Dinnerladies. Not so slimy now!

TitchyP · 15/01/2019 21:10

I would never have guessed that was Clint!

FatimaLovesBread · 15/01/2019 21:12

I love Dinnerladies!
It's my safe place, when I'm ill or up in the night with anxiety I always have some saved on my box.
Off to read the thread properly

DobbyLovesSocks · 15/01/2019 21:15

Clint was also in first series of Stella - played Sean

I'm off to watch my box set. I'm off work sick so will hopefully cheer me up

ForalltheSaints · 15/01/2019 21:34

Surely the show that best shows us the talents of the late Victoria Wood above all of her other wonderful work. RIP Victoria Wood.

Encyclo · 15/01/2019 22:20

"I've got high blood pressure and water retention. Do you know what that gives you?"
"Boiling water?

Encyclo · 15/01/2019 22:22

“I’m on 13 types of tablets, I can only wear moon boots”

Clint’s Mum was fab Grin

trinitybleu · 15/01/2019 22:33

@MagicKeysToAsda that was going to be my quote 😂

Absolutely love it.

trinitybleu · 15/01/2019 22:50

Oh thinks I must have met VW at some point and not realised. I'm a HR Manager, I always have food down my front and my mum is like her mum 😁

HildaZelda · 15/01/2019 22:54

@recently, delighted to have introduced you to one of the best comedies ever. Hope you enjoy it Smile

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