Jordan, Jayden, Hayden, Kayden and Chantelle. Not me at all.
Chantelle always reminds me of Milton Jones’ great one-liner about when he met a girl and asked what her name was – and he thought she was just playing hard to get!
Oh... and i dislike any place names such as India. That’s ankäme for a place not a person to my mind.
Anybody else remember Katie Hopkins laying into "chavs" who give their children place-names – whilst apparently forgetting that she had a daughter called India?!
I taught a Susanna Stevens (similar not actual name) with a lisp
Reminded me of this, for some reason!
Adolf
And yet Eva, by stark contrast, is extremely popular....
Francesca is a nice name, but you might find Sascha to be problematic for a boy. Others may know better!!
I agree. Sascha is a popular male name in continental Europe, but I always think of it as a girl’s name. Same with names like Ezra, Dara and Enda – anything ending with an ‘a’ just sounds very feminine to me. I’d probably feel differently if I were Irish, though. Although whenever Enda Kennedy is in the news, I always read it as Edna and instantly think of the evil television 
On a related note, does anyone else have names that they love but would never give a child because they’re just too OTT or hard to pull off?
I absolutely, genuinely love the name Kermit for a boy! It’s a common Turkish (I think?) name and not unusual in the USA, but you really just couldn't, could you….
I met a baby called Barry last week !!
It’s a name. It’s just another name - that's all it is.
So why did reading that sentence very nearly make me spit my drink to the other side of the room?!
Oscar is the classic “we aspire to be upper middle class”
And yet it just instantly makes those of us of a certain generation think of a filthy trash-can dwelling monster who speaks like Joe Cocker sang.
Not sure if it's been said but Sienna. Used to really like the name until I saw it written down and realised it's an anagram of insane and now that's all I can see!
Plus, the ‘i’ often gets swallowed when it’s said out loud, and it just makes me think of those natural pods that you have to take if you’re unable to do a poo.
I really don’t understand the logic of picking a name that is another word backwards, it’s like something children do
Normally, I’d completely agree, but we fell in love with name Y’tuaeb for our daughter – it’s ‘Beauty’ spelt backwards, because that’s exactly what she is to us – our gawjus little Beauty 
It’s pronounced ‘YouTube’
Balonz - or Data, for that matter.
Beat me to it!
I know it’s just a cultural thing, but we live in the English Midlands, so it would sound so utterly ridiculous and out of place. Obviously, if we lived in Surrey….