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To give back a half eaten cheese board?

219 replies

Chaosandmadness · 30/12/2018 17:09

Ended things with my DP last night. Understandably he is a bit upset and has been messaging me today having a rant. He has asked for everything he has given me to be returned so I intend to bag it up and deposit it by his house under cover of darkness tonight. AIBU to also return the half eaten cheese board he gave me before Christmas? When I asked him what to return he just said "everything"

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Monty27 · 31/12/2018 02:40

Maybe he's booked into the Ritz. Philadelphia stylee

Godowneasy · 31/12/2018 02:50

Having returned everything, I expect you're feeling very un feta ed now...

AlpacaLypse · 31/12/2018 03:30

Now not only do I have insomnia but I've got the munchies too!

AnimalMystery · 31/12/2018 03:41

@popcornwizard

“Poop it in some Tupperware”?

PMSL :).

Original poster
Chaosandmadness · 31/12/2018 07:10

You lot are crazy Grin

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/12/2018 08:32

Waste of perfectly good Tupperware. Old takeaway carton with a warped lid.

BerylStreep · 31/12/2018 17:30

Well now that you have got rid of him, Gorge yourself on movies and snacks tonights and enjoy that rarebit of time you have to yourself.

Yulebealrite · 31/12/2018 18:12

This type of behaviour gets my goat cheese

Qcng · 31/12/2018 18:14

Is this a classics. ..?

Yulebealrite · 31/12/2018 18:15

Its a cheese and whine thread.

AlpacaLypse · 31/12/2018 18:30

Apparently I'm not the only person who nominated this for Classics. I've also had to go out and buy more cheese...

Original poster
Chaosandmadness · 31/12/2018 19:19

My apologises to anyone who has had to stock up on cheese as a result of this thread. Please feel free to blame my ex Grin

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Myimaginaryreindeerhasfleas · 31/12/2018 19:29

Goats cheese tastes of warm goat, it is foul.*

This, a million times over.

I have nothing against goats apart from their mad eyes but they really need to stop producing this stuff.

Myimaginaryreindeerhasfleas · 31/12/2018 19:29

Whoops, bold fail there

MawkishTwaddle · 31/12/2018 22:00

Mmm warm goat

RB68 · 31/12/2018 22:13

get him some roll mop and stuff it where he wont find it for a while...

AlpacaLypse · 31/12/2018 23:15

I like cheese, whether it's from a goat, a cow, a sheep or any other mammal... I have four sorts of cheese, crackers, a bunch of grapes and some apples, various chutneys and a bottle of port. DP has buggered off out with the rugby brigade, both our daughters are partying somewhere with their beloveds and definitely not back until sometime later tomorrow (i.e. no taxi duty!) And most importantly I have MN and sole command of The Remote Control!

WhatWouldLeslieKnopeDo · 31/12/2018 23:32

Enjoy AlpacaLypse :)

Now I'm just wondering if I can squeeze in some cheese before midnight...

WhatWouldLeslieKnopeDo · 31/12/2018 23:33

That should say more cheese. I've eaten some cheese already today. I'm not some kind of monster.

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