To give back a half eaten cheese board?

[Chaosandmadness]

Ended things with my DP last night. Understandably he is a bit upset and has been messaging me today having a rant. He has asked for everything he has given me to be returned so I intend to bag it up and deposit it by his house under cover of darkness tonight. AIBU to also return the half eaten cheese board he gave me before Christmas? When I asked him what to return he just said "everything"

I expect he wants the PS4. I would give him that back and anything else you don't want (including the goat cheese if you don't like it) in a binliner.

Julianaa

Noooo...Wensleydale with fruit in is the best cheese ever! Don’t give that back!

But a gift is a gift! You don't get to ask for things back if the relationship ends

Unfortunately this is true. If not, I'd have a complete box set of Black Books DVDs. I miss those. The ex I gave them to, not so much.

And now I keep thinking of the cheeseman in the Buffy dream episode. I am the cheese, I wear the cheese (or something like that).

Slice the goats cheese, thinly, and insert it into the PS4. Leave in a warm room for a day or so. Then return.

Twat.

Slice up the goats cheese, insert it into any opening in the ps4, wrap it back up and put it at the bottom of the bag. Put a note in the top of the back "find the cheese".

You could take a selfie with cheese artfully arranged on your body and send it to him saying this is what you've given up

Blimey, IncyWincy and Trooth, were you twins separated at birth?

He sounds like an utter wanker, keep it.

Just getting DD to bed and then off to return the gifts. My DF is coming with me for moral support whilst my DM stays with DD. Am keeping the cheese although still undecided about the goats cheese

I think you should eat the cheese and give him the board with wrappers

But goats cheese is delicious OP.

Goats cheese is the one cheese I've never tried. Does it taste similar to any other cheese? Is it like brie or camembert?

It's definitely nothing like Brie or Camembert! It's quite a string smelling cheese, I love it.

Goats cheese is the devil’s food. Give that back.

Have you got to return any of his clothes as well,,if so, wrap the cheese up in his boxer shorts for a nice classy effect.

Goats cheese tastes of warm goat, it is foul. Let him have it.

Sorry, OP, but I'm finding it quite amusing the way you got rid of the BF without any hesitation but are dithering about giving back the goat's cheese

I think it's a cheek of him to ask for anything back, just give him stuff you don't want cluttering up your house.

i can't get my head round the fact that ex offered him money for sex, is she that desperate ??
sounds like you dodged a bullet there op,well done for dumping the dick !

Go for reconciliation, over a cheese board and a civilised glass of wine..

Send back the PS4 but “lose” a vital component (power cable maybe).

Urgh what a load of drama you are well out of.

Why would he contact her at all after the nekkid photos

Return it all. Put the cheese and cheese board at the bottom of a box hidden by other things and hope he doesn’t find it til it stinks him out . . . You are better off without him. I also agree to returning the PS4 ALMOST complete!

No, don’t spoil a perfectly good PS4. That’s going too far Grommit.

Give it to charity- or even the kid over the road. Make someone’s day.

Goats cheese smells of goat which makes me reluctant to try it. I hope you return it in an envelope warmly wrapped.