My friends have ruined Christmas... it's a pattern of behaviour.

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Aibu? It's our first Christmas as a family. I've never really celebrated before as I was on my own for a long time. I've recently got married to a wonderful woman and we now have a small family.

So not knowing what to do, I've done some research, I've decorated the house, we've chosen a tree, made baubles and so on. Just as I'm settling down to tell the children the Xmas story, my friends have charged into the house, laden with tree, food and presents and completely taken over.

They're dancing, loud music. The house is shaking! They keep taking over and to top it all off, they're so careless they've nearly set fire to me and the house!

Needless to say I've thrown them all out but now my wife if making out that I'm the ogre because they're our friends. I'm sick of her taking their side all the time.

Oh dear. Not a good start to Christmas upsetting your friends and your wife.

Oh ha ha....not

Shrek

Bizarre.
More detail needed.
How could your acquisition of a wife be that recent if you already have multiple children at least one of whom is old enough to be The Xmas Story to? Are they your children?

How have you got more than one child but only this year have done research to decide you need a tree?

No idea if her friends are arseholes that ruined Xmas, or perfectly normal people (though bit weird to bring a tree?!) that your wife wants around her husband who is not being perfectly normal.

More detail needed!

Oh, right - ogre / Shrek
I don’t like these types of threads so I’ll bow out.

Is this the plot of a film? I obviously don't get the references.

Shrek? Ogre?

Huh?

Oh, Shrek. I haven't seen that in years.

I'm lost

Will you get it through your thick head: no one here gives a hoot about Christmas!

Next.

Yeah you have been watching Shrek. Shrek the Halls is it?!

YABVU. Triplets are not a 'small family'!

It this funny? Maybe I left my sense of humour at the supermarket.

Shrek. I think someone has started on the Christmas drinks early ...

I feel for op if you had posted at a different time people wouldn't be so rude and would have laughed.

I quite like shrek. I'm going to go out It on.

Shrek the Halls is funny. Merry Christmas OP.

Good one - Shrek the Halls is one of the better Christmas shorts, I think!

Yep. I was watching Shrek. And I was feeling sorry for him. :)

As you were

Is it just me who doesn't find these funny

Why do people do this on AIBU. Go on chat if you want to play story games. It's really not at all funny.

thanks op u gave me a laugh

Well I thought it was very funny op

And YANBU poor Shrek

Scrooge on now for the misery guts