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To think that Boris looks bloody scrumptious with his new hair cut

154 replies

WhiffofSnell · 09/12/2018 16:03

Or is it just me?

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PlatypusPie · 10/12/2018 00:47

Makes him look so much more like his father.

TheFairyAstronaut · 10/12/2018 00:50

Boak.

Marcipex · 10/12/2018 00:55

Oh, his Number 10 haircut.
No, he still looks like an egotistical arrogant narcissist.

Dottierichardson · 10/12/2018 00:56

It's just you, he's an overweight, entitled, pasty creep...but even if he wasn't his racist, xenophobic, self-serving, weaselly personality would be enough to put anybody with an ounce of self-respect off him.

Lovingbenidorm · 10/12/2018 01:14

I can pretty much guarantee ‘it’s just you’
Bloody hell, next thing is you’ll be telling us that Andie MacDowell is a beautiful actress.
She is neither and totally ruined FWAAF for me
Sorry, another thread
Point is.........you are deluded

Choccywoccyhooha · 10/12/2018 01:24

I'm very suspicious. Boris has played the buffoonish, messy-haired, klutzy card for his whole career. Many people bought it. His image overhaul just makes me wonder what the silly wanker is plotting next. There is always method to Johnson's behaviour and it usually involves advancing himself whist shitting on others.

It's a big week in Parliament, the top job may well be up for grabs. I have no doubt that he was gleefully rubbing his hands together whilst sitting in the barber's chair plotting.

I see you Johnson.

So yes OP yabu. Johnson wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. He deserves not one of your fanny gallops.

KeepTheBloodyNoiseDown · 10/12/2018 01:26

Deeply disturbing post op.
But I did once have a sex dream about bojo, I’ve never woken up feeling more confused and disappointed in myself (the sex was surprisingly good) Blush

alwayscrashinginthesamecar1 · 10/12/2018 01:34

You know when you read all the tales of people on her with completely atrocious husbands and partners, and you wonder why the fuck they have such low standards?

Well this poster took that to a whole new low! WTF? BJ couldn't be any more revolting!

Allthewaves · 10/12/2018 01:36

Er no but he looks way more professional

Lovingbenidorm · 10/12/2018 01:40

Whatever he does with his hair he will always be a dick

LuluJakey1 · 10/12/2018 02:20

I think he'd be good to have as a friend - annoyingly entertaining company, funny, good to argue with. But I couldn't fancy him. That haircut is dreadful- it is verging on a comb-over- what is he covering up in combing it all forward

Vivaldi1678 · 10/12/2018 02:29

You should have gone to SpecSavers Grin

thegreatbeyond · 10/12/2018 02:39

He makes me want to glue my vagina shut for ever.

HelenaDove · 10/12/2018 02:40 
   Yeah   Its  just  you  OP.
TheresaMay · 10/12/2018 03:05

Yes I can see him postulating and postioning himself now.

His new haircut is a shorter version of mine. It seems his latest ploy is to try to look more like me. Odious man.

If he’s lost weight, that’s a positive start as we will be able to see a little less of him.

Brexit means Brexit

I am not a bot

To think that Boris looks bloody scrumptious with his new hair cut
To think that Boris looks bloody scrumptious with his new hair cut
TittyFahLaEtcetera · 10/12/2018 03:16

Meth is a hell of a drug, OP.

MrDonut · 10/12/2018 03:34

Choccywoccyhooha
I'm very suspicious. Boris has played the buffoonish, messy-haired, klutzy card for his whole career. Many people bought it. His image overhaul just makes me wonder what the silly wanker is plotting next. There is always method to Johnson's behaviour and it usually involves advancing himself whist shitting on others

I totally agree with this. It's exactly what I thought when I saw his new haircut.

I'm surprised at the poster who said his handlers describe him as a toddler because he's a very smart man in reality, but likes to play this persona with his mussed-up hair and over-sized beanies.

Sashkin · 10/12/2018 06:07

I do think that David Cameron looks delicious in the famous "Bullingdon Club" photo

You mean the photo in which he is fucking a dead pig?

David Cameron’s premiership will be remembered for two things: Brexit and him fucking a dead pig. I’m not sure which of the two is the most repugnant.

Vivaldi1678 · 10/12/2018 07:14

Brexit, by a country mile Grin

MeVoila · 10/12/2018 07:26

BoJo used to be my secret crush. That joke de cover, that cleverness, that sense of humour, that floppy blond hair. Now I think he's a snake in the grass and an arsehole. A difficult combination to achieve. But he's managed it.

bellinisurge · 10/12/2018 07:35

He's a twat.

bellinisurge · 10/12/2018 07:37

He's a failure.

MuttleyLaugh · 10/12/2018 07:37

Work hours

I guess the toddler thing may be that he wouldn’t care about his ministerial brief or the consequences of his actions for the country, all he cares about is his own power grab. See Brexit, also www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/nov/06/boris-johnson-mistake-could-harm-case-for-nazanin-zaghari-ratcliffe-say-family
He’s completely cynical and amoral but has somehow managed to market himself as a cuddly comedian.

MuttleyLaugh · 10/12/2018 07:38

Oops, those first words weren’t supposed to be there!

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