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To think that Boris looks bloody scrumptious with his new hair cut

154 replies

WhiffofSnell · 09/12/2018 16:03

Or is it just me?

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PortiaCastis · 09/12/2018 19:16

On the Marr show today he said he would take personal responsibility if people lost their jobs
Perhaps he'd like to take responsibility along with rabid brexiteers for one of our cleaners who was hounded by them until she went back home to Poland, her car was daubed with the slogan go home EU scum and also she was taunted with racist abuse several times while shopping so much so that she felt she had to leave the Country
That's Boris and Brexit

juneau · 09/12/2018 19:18

He looks horrible, because he IS horrible. Smug, posh, entitled, self-serving, liar that he is.

FunkyKingston · 09/12/2018 19:18

The prick looks like a binbag full of yoghurt who has somehow aquired the voice of Billy Bunter.

That's before you factor in he's a lying, sexually incontinent racist.

Timmytoo · 09/12/2018 19:26

He looks like a Trump wannabe Grin

IJustLostTheGame · 09/12/2018 19:32

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

bertiesgal · 09/12/2018 19:34

OP you poor thing.

Surely we can rally round and send you help.

Come on mumsnet the OP is quite unwell and needs our help!

Maybe you just need a Xmas Biscuit

BrexitDestruction · 09/12/2018 19:34

Have a word with yourself.

sparklesaremyfavourite · 09/12/2018 19:37

whiff oh no I'm meant YABhilarious! Xmas Wink

ItWentDownMyHeartHole · 09/12/2018 19:40

He’s a pig personally and a pig professionally. Still, good to know four of you find that a turn on Confused

onalongsabbatical · 09/12/2018 19:41

To the poster who said it looked like his wife had chopped it with the blunt sewing scissors; this is impossible, because if his wife had got near his head with any kind of scissors at all she would have been unable to resist the sublime opportunity to gouge his horrible eyes out.

Catsandbootsandbootsandcats · 09/12/2018 19:44

That's a new haircut?

He looks exactly the same as he always does. How is his hair different? Big blonde mess.

And he's an idiot.

carpettile · 09/12/2018 19:46

Said for reaction methinks but I’ll play .... boris you are an utter twat with a terrible do

PeroniZucchini · 09/12/2018 19:46

He’s an over privileged cunt. What’s not to like?

CaptainsYuleLog · 09/12/2018 19:47

He still looks like weeble.

yolofish · 09/12/2018 19:51

Years ago, I used to think he was funny. Now I know that he is a twat of the highest order. No one could EVER find Boris sexually attractive unless they were pissed, surely??

countrygirl99 · 09/12/2018 19:52

Well I suppose that's one argument against afternoon drinking. I can't think of any other explanation.

marvellousnightforamooncup · 09/12/2018 19:54

White, flabby, entitled, boorish. What's not to like? 🤢

meow1989 · 09/12/2018 19:58

YAB so VU Envy

Ellie56 · 09/12/2018 20:02

As Boris and his wife have split up, I shouldn't think she has had anything to do with his naff haircut. Hmm

WhiffofSnell · 09/12/2018 20:17

It's nice to see him making an effort as he prepares to become PM. He'll make Great Britain grate again!

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Nubbled · 09/12/2018 20:19

Oh he grates alright 😂

PortiaCastis · 09/12/2018 20:26

If he gets to be PM I'm off I've had enough of tory self serving bastards and also gfs.

Frequency · 09/12/2018 20:50

I don't know @Ellie56, my ex comes to me for haircuts and the temptation to 'accidentally' slip with the clippers is great. Unfortunately the prick tells people I cut his hair and posts selfies to my business page on Facebook Sad

MrsTommyBanks · 09/12/2018 21:00

How long have you been using crack OP?

plaidlife · 10/12/2018 00:43

whiff he certainly grates on me so I can imagine he would have the same impact of the rest of the country 😀