To think that Boris looks bloody scrumptious with his new hair cut

[WhiffofSnell]

Or is it just me?

FFS if he ever gets to be PM we really are screwed.

Nope. Still looks and is a complete tit.

Go fuck him then. He'll fuck anything.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

• sharp intake of breath

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAAAAAA

• cough splutter

HAHAHA HAHAHA

• tears streaming and hyperventilating

HAHAHA

• dies

• comes back to life

Oh OP thank you. I needed that.

Wizzywoo, I think he is now toast and no one in their right mind is considering him PM material any longer. He has long been exposed for what he is: a desperate, opportunist twat with no sense of conviction or morale fibre.

Sherry should be consumed in moderation OP! 😱

I AGREE WITH YOU OP!

Katekat.....that's his brother Jo!

@sparklesaremyfavourite - did you mean YANBU?

katekat...well the first link is anyway.

No - the second link was definitely Bozza. Masterly wagging his finger at that twat Andrew Marr.

I know the first link is Jo. Just pointing out he is better looking than Boris.

YABVVVVVVVVVVU.

Abu

Ha ha! Whoops. *Yabu

It’s just you.

Is it all getting a bit much for you Theresa?

It's just you, the man's a fully paid up twat of the highest order and looks like the scarecrow in the field at the top of my road

Someone has had a few too many.

Johnson you’re getting desperate now, posting on mumsnet. And nope, you look like a twat.

Hopefully this will bring you to your senses OP

www.google.co.uk/search?q=boris+johnson&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwisgJL9r5PfAhUfSRUIHQJdBn4Q_AUoAnoECA0QAg&biw=375&bih=553#imgrc=g9byp6_UySwWiM

On the Marr show today he said he would take personal responsibility if people lost their jobs due to brexit. So please all make sure you bill him your mortgage payments and other outgoings if that happens to you.

Whenever I see pictures of Boris, he's either jogging or riding his bike. Yet he's still a huge tub of lard.
Proof positive that exercise doesn't work.