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Original poster

To think that Boris looks bloody scrumptious with his new hair cut

154 replies

WhiffofSnell · 09/12/2018 16:03

Or is it just me?

OP posts:
Screamqueenz · 09/12/2018 16:42

Definitely just you.

Aquilla · 09/12/2018 16:43

Love a bit of Boris! No, it's not just you, OP.

Magpie18 · 09/12/2018 16:45

Is that you Bojo........

AdaColeman · 09/12/2018 16:46

I think his Granny used the wrong size pudding basin! Xmas Wink

FlippinNora1 · 09/12/2018 16:46

Fuck right off. I turned on the telly this morning only to see is gibbering, blameful face. I had the urge to smash the telly to get revenge. I’m not crazy though, I just changed the channel. He will still be a gibbering, blameful millionaire this time next year whilst I probably won’t be able to afford a new telly Sad

moredoll · 09/12/2018 16:47

Don't be disgusting.

Also, when he was talking about "getting out of this mess" I was thinking well it's a mess of your making you twat.

^there's that as well.

Eggyricething · 09/12/2018 16:51

I'm guessing his children cut it when he was asleep.

WhatsUpHun · 09/12/2018 16:51

nope just you

he's a cock juggling womble cunt who had a lot to do with the fucking mess this country is in! TM is trying to sort out Brexit, when she should be running the country

DaffydownClock · 09/12/2018 16:54
UpstartCrow · 09/12/2018 16:55

Men like Boris are the reason I grew a vagina dentata. It took some effort but it was worth it.

1hello2hello · 09/12/2018 16:55

Not scrumptious. Just a cynical attempt to appear all grown up and statesmanlike.

Ceilingrose · 09/12/2018 16:56

I'm increasingly wondering if some of these threads get started by people with vested political interests.

katekat383 · 09/12/2018 16:56

His brother Jo looks “scrumptious” - Boris never has.

Jcsp · 09/12/2018 16:58

At the risk of being sinister and weightiest.....

He may have a new hair cut but he’s not as tall as you’d think and he carries quite a few extra pounds with him.

More seriously and interestingly that he said he’d assume full responsibility for any jobs lost due to Brexit. Does this mean he’ll be subbing unemployment benefits?

I somewhat doubt that - more empty promises from Boris.

TatianaLarina · 09/12/2018 16:59

I’ve always wondered how Boris managed to mate.

ALemonyPea · 09/12/2018 17:01

Have you been at the Christmas booze early?

BoreOfWhabylon · 09/12/2018 17:02

Just you.

Boris now attempting to look like a statesman though?

Transparent.

longwayoff · 09/12/2018 17:05

Boris? you've been told before about writing self congratulatory posts on mumsnet. Stop it.

katekat383 · 09/12/2018 17:06

He does have a certain something, though...

CaptainsYuleLog · 09/12/2018 17:09
brizzledrizzle · 09/12/2018 17:13

I haven't seen his new haircut but I do know it is just you.

Whatthefoxgoingon · 09/12/2018 17:14

I’ve just been sick in my mouth 🤢

Bungleinthejungle · 09/12/2018 17:15

🤮

luckylavender · 09/12/2018 17:16

It's just you. I can't write down what I'd like to do to that man. In a violent way and I'm not a violent person.