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Weight based dress code for wedding

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LondonLassInTheNorthPole · 07/12/2018 15:07

metro.co.uk/2018/12/07/bride-shamed-weight-based-dress-code-says-shell-hold-polygraph-party-find-snitched-8220178/?ito=social

This is truly shocking. There is a link to original article too

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steff13 · 07/12/2018 15:10

Who in their right mind would attend that party? And polygraph tests aren't admissable in court for a reason...

redexpat · 07/12/2018 15:10

Blimey.

BlueThesaurusRex · 07/12/2018 15:12

If this is all true then we just need to stop looking. We’ve officially found the biggest twunt in the world.

SmilingButClueless · 07/12/2018 15:13

The wedding is apparently in Hawaii. Who was the poster here who was going to get married in Maui? Maybe it’s her.

Celebelly · 07/12/2018 15:14

What the heck is that dress code in the first place?!

PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket
Soda Hat
All White Trainers
Plain Glow Sticks

I think it's a pisstake.

MulticolourMophead · 07/12/2018 15:15

Crikey! That is one deluded bride. I'd neither attend the polygraph party OR the wedding. Talk about fat shaming......

Vedette89 · 07/12/2018 15:15

So. Many. Questions.

Theimpossiblegirl · 07/12/2018 15:16

What's a soda hat?

(Misses point entirely).

Celebelly · 07/12/2018 15:17

I googled 'soda hat' and all that comes up are those hats with straws attached for drinking?!

KlutzyDraconequus · 07/12/2018 15:17

we are spiritual healers

Hmm materialistic selfish cunts really do make the best people to heal you spiritually...

StealthPolarBear · 07/12/2018 15:17

What's a soda hat

Stormwhale · 07/12/2018 15:17

Xmas Shock ... Xmas Confused ... Xmas Shock

FleeceDetective · 07/12/2018 15:18

It’s too far fetched to be amusing.

anniehm · 07/12/2018 15:18

It's a very odd dress code to start with - it's got to be a hoax surely

Celebelly · 07/12/2018 15:18

Soda hat. Just the ticket for a wedding.

Weight based dress code for wedding
NonaGrey · 07/12/2018 15:23

Who in their right mind would attend the wedding?

drum123 · 07/12/2018 15:23

This is a joke, right? Seriously, it is a joke, right? Spiritual healers wanting soda hats to represent the liquid they hope to receive throughout their lives? Potty hats would be more appropriate for this piss takeGrin

SushiMonster · 07/12/2018 15:28

as if that was ever true

EerieSilence · 07/12/2018 15:30

If I were one of the guests, I'd agree with another one that I will "snitch" on them and we'll split the USD 1K she offered. Then we would merrily enjoy being deleted from her social media accounts.

BarbarianMum · 07/12/2018 15:33

I do want this to be true but it can't be, can it? Surely not.

Heifer · 07/12/2018 15:33

Is the wedding on the 1st April?
If not then she takes Bridezilla to a whole new level
I really want a follow up to this story :-)

BackWhenIWas4 · 07/12/2018 15:34

Never mind the stupid hats, which allegedly represent 'life giving liquids'! Why aren't the men weighing less than 200lb wearing pants? What does THAT represent?

TheSpottedZebra · 07/12/2018 15:35

Nonsense. They just wanted to be the new ham-faced dog.

nomorearsingmermaids · 07/12/2018 15:36

Omg I'm crying please let this be real!!!

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