Weight based dress code for wedding

[LondonLassInTheNorthPole]

metro.co.uk/2018/12/07/bride-shamed-weight-based-dress-code-says-shell-hold-polygraph-party-find-snitched-8220178/?ito=social

This is truly shocking. There is a link to original article too

Bless.......some absolute oddbods about!

I think the most shocking thing is that some dimwit kid in the US has made a national newspaper in the U.K. I mean, talk about scraping the barrel

Fucking Nora. That bride sounds an absolute joy.

Hmm materialistic selfish cunts really do make the best people to heal you spiritually...

Quite. What ever you do, you're never going to be as arse-clenchingly awful as them.

Oh come on! No one is actually believing this is real!

Well that's just taken bridezilla to a whole new level.

I'd be relieved to be fat if I was invited to that wedding (if I chose to go at all). There's no conceivable way I can afford "suede pants."

That puts the £250 bridesmaid dress in perspective.

This is one of two things:

The story is real, in which case I'm astounded that anyone would want their wedding guests to be dressed in something so absurd.

The story is fabrication, in which case I'm astounded that anyone has an imagination bizarre enough to invent something so absurd.

two three things:

Is that you, Dave Gorman?

I just read the article and it does sound as if she had something in mind, as she says that the kids needed to be red to form the heart and that the clothing list was taken out of context. From the sounds of it, it was a bloody stupid idea! But maybe she thought it would be fun

That is some batshit bridezilla there!

Thank you, Celebelly for showing us what a soda hat is (I was going to ask) - but also - why do the slimmer men apparently not have to wear any trousers?

Are their jiggling genitals representative of sexy runtimes and fertility?

Just wondering . . .

C'mon guys!! The dress code is so guests can perform an 'intimate synchronized dance'! Duh!! Didn't everyone have one of those at their wedding? I mean, can you really even consider yourself truly married if you didn't!! Tsk!

"(the famous RED heeled shoes. when we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you)"

It has to be made up shit for that alone.

(Also I thought that it was red soles that's the "trademark" of Louboutin)

Sod the all black, if I was that weight I'd have gone in shocking pink hot pants and an orange lurex top just because I could.

I bet it's the bridezilla cheeky fucker who is expecting the bridesmaids to pay £250 for their own dresses.

I reckon being ignored by the bride would be a bonus, not punishment. It would serve her right if no guests turned up, then she would have something to cry about.

I so want this to be real

You've got it Happy.

《Waves to Dave》

Oh god I hope its true, that is one party I want to go to

I so want to know about the dance. So the children are a heart, the fat people are the devil and the others are....what? The women maybe are dressed as pumpkins? And the men, I dunno, tossers?

Made my day whether real or not :o

oooh hope she's a MNer

I really want this to be real. If it is, the bride might just be the most batshit person on earth.

green and orange dress code? I call bullshit!