I NEED MORE ABOUT BOS WELL - solve a riddle part two

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I have just read forty pages of thread and it’s almost full! Let us congregate here for answers!

If I was the OOP, I’d genuinely throw away 20 years of friendship if this joke turns out to be shit as fuck.

Also people mentioning the game? Why? Like why? I hate you. Ridiculous.
goes off to text friends to make them lose the game

Well that was a waste of everyones time.

killingtime when I got the answer I knew you wouldn't be able to reveal it on the thread and that waiting for Thursday was pointless.
You can only understand this if you get the answer. killingtime can't reveal the answer because the answer only makes sense when you get the answer. When you get the answer you'll understand why you can't reveal the answer either. The only reason it didn't take me 20 years is because of something someone said in the original thread but none of the theories on there and here are the right answer.

KillingTime said a couple of people on the thread had got it though?

It is actually quite an existential riddle.

FFS.

No.

I am very very bad at riddles. I can never get them.

Saying that you know the answer but cannot tell us is rotten.

Why can't you tell us?

And for the love of all that's good in the world just tell us.

None of us know you. We won't tell on you.

BloodyUseless 😁
PamperthePumper then the answer is in the thread somewhere, I didn't read the whole 1000 posts but worked it out from something someone said.

I think the answer is that there is no answer and it's just pointless fuckwittery like mornington crescent.

People realise this and say they've worked it out but can't tell anyone because then they're part of the conspiracy and can can laugh at people trying to work it out.

That's the only explanation because otherwise there's no reason for the secrecy.

KillingTime said a couple of people on the thread had got it though?

They may have got it, but they didn't reveal it.

YABU

killingtime I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU

@BloodyUseless - I trust you, your reasoning was always correct

Can you elaborate a bit more?
Is it actually funny, or is a proper riddle?

BloodyUseless
How do you know that when all KillingTime said However, one or two people in the thread HAVE got it. ?

AND if the whole thing relies on not being able to tell anyone the answer, how come the friend’s mother was going to tell OP at her wedding?

Ok... so can someone who knows it please tell us the thing that people have said that led them to get it??!!!! 🤞🏻

Move the full stop.

There once was a man called Bos. Well, for short they called him Bos, and he walked up the post office steps.

I personally wouldn't stress yourself out about it.

Agreed @Pumperthepumper

"However, one or two people in the thread HAVE got it."

And you can't tell us who?

@killingtime9198 now that you know the answer please could you restate the joke/riddle so that we def have an accurate telling of it?

I’m looking at you killingtime and DerekTheWonderdog 👀

so can someone who knows it please tell us the thing that people have said that led them to get it

Derek said ages ago "In the 'spirit' of the joke, I can't tell you. Unless it's your wedding day."

I don't know if that's a clue or completely unrelated.

What a load of old tosh.
Just tell us OP, I assume the answer is that you can't say the answer....fgs just tell us 🤬

Derek gave a clue. Apples, pears. Cockney slang for stairs?