What's your favourite lines from a film?

[Butterfly98]

I've just watched Marley & me for about the 10th time and it still makes me cry even though I know most of the dialogue by now! It got me thinking about how certain films and lines stay close to your heart for different reasons... this films always reminds me of my childhood dog who we had for 12 years, his name was Shep and we loved him dearly... everyday there he would be waiting for us when we got off the school bus wagging his tail to greet us, even when he got old and weary we could rely on him to be there waiting in his usual place in rain, hail or snow! He really was a part of the family. Anyway my favourite lines from this film are "A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his".

“Bunch of savages in this town.” from Clerks, I say it at least weekly! 😂

"You can't handle the truth."

My favourite of all time is the end of Some Like It Hot! -- "Well, nobody's perfect."

'You had me at 'Hello''

@SummerintoAutumn that's another line I like too!

“Are you out of your fucking mind?” - Jack Nicholson, The Shining. The face he pulls when he says it helps 😂

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"

Strangely on tonight...Edna Mode from the Incredibles:

"I never look back, dahling, it distracts from the now"

But I love every word from her mouth TBH.

‘Time and tide and buttered eggs wait for no man’

‘So this is how Liberty dies... to thunderous applause’. Star Wars

"Can I get you something to eat....another egg nog? Drive ya to the middle of nowhere, leave ya for dead? " National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

Massive Muriel's Wedding fan here...

"The truth? I tell the truth too. Nicole's having an affair with Chook. Muriel saw them fucking in the laundry room on your wedding day. Stick your drink up your ass, Tania. I'd rather swallow razor blades than have a drink with you. Oh, by the way... I'm not alone. I'm with Muriel."

'Where the fucks my fucking coat?' Said by Martine McCougin in Love Actually

You'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day, and for the rest of your life

"You're out of your tree".
"It's not my tree".

'Imagine the size of his balls'

And maybe

'fork it'

Both from the best film of all time withnail and I.

I was going to mention the other quote which beats the first two but this seems like a nice respectable thread so far

Infamy, infamy, they’ve all got it in for me! (Kenneth Williams)

Yes Lampoons Christmas!
when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

That's not a knife ..
This is a knife. Crocodile Dundee.

‘She’s a babe she’s babelicious, if she was president she’d be baberaham Lincoln!’ From Wayne’s world - makes me laugh every time!

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”"

"it's been emotional" Lock, Stock and two smoking barrels.

Brian Blessed saying "Gordon's Alive".

"But this one goes to eleven"
or pretty much any line from Spinal Tap. Absolute comedy gold.

I don't want diamond sunbursts, or marble halls. I just want you.

I love my little girl. I'm so proud of my little girl.

Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and a good thing never dies.

Daddy, it's my daddy.

Where are your robes, Ignacio?

Nacho: They were... stinky. These are my recreational clothes.

Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.

Nacho: Thank you. I mean... they might have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man we find... his... nucleus.

Nacho Libre

I will look for you. I WILL find you. And I will kill you.