What's your favourite lines from a film?

[Butterfly98]

I've just watched Marley & me for about the 10th time and it still makes me cry even though I know most of the dialogue by now! It got me thinking about how certain films and lines stay close to your heart for different reasons... this films always reminds me of my childhood dog who we had for 12 years, his name was Shep and we loved him dearly... everyday there he would be waiting for us when we got off the school bus wagging his tail to greet us, even when he got old and weary we could rely on him to be there waiting in his usual place in rain, hail or snow! He really was a part of the family. Anyway my favourite lines from this film are "A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his".

I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

And the classic
"We're going to need a bigger boat."

You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

From Dr Strangelove, said by Colonel "Bat" Guano, when reluctantly complying with a frantic request to shoot open a vending machine so that Peter Seller's character can get the change he needs to call the President from a payphone, and abort a nuclear attack on Russia that will end the world.

You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...

I quote this at my daughter when she starts on the whole “so and so is allowed to....” whinge.

Well actually Peter Sellers played several different characters in the movie, this was was Group Captain Lionel Mandrake.

From The History Boys: "The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things - that you'd thought special, particular to you. And here it is, set down by someone else, a person you've never met, maybe even someone long dead. And it's as if a hand has come out, and taken yours."

And also: "History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket."

And while every line in Withnail & I is perfect, I couldn't c&p the entire script, so: "I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot."

Another one is “If I’d grown up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me. But I didn’t, do it doesn’t.”

*so

Yo Harry, you da man.

"We'll deep fry your kebab"

Sign in kebab shop, Edinburgh, Infinity War

Tony2 Tremors is the best film

Earl "Damn it, listen to me. I'm older and wiser".

Valentine "Yeah, well you're half right".

"What kind of fuse is that?
Cannon fuse
What the hell do you use it for?
My cannon!"

Peter Sellers also played President Merkin Muffley. I did not know when I saw the movie that a merkin is a wig for covering the groin area, i.e. fake pubic hair.

Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something. The Wedding Date

I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal around here. People know me. Anchorman.

Ma! The Meatloaf! Anchorman

Splendid I thought! What did you think?

I thought splendid! What did you think?

Splendid!

Four Weddings & A Funeral

Bend and snap!! - Legally Blonde

We seem to quote Robocop a lot in this house! "I'd buy that for a dollar" "Can you fly Bobby?" And "Murphy, I'm a mess" anytime someone has a hangover

"Stove? Are you an applicance?" From Bridesmaids

@AskingQuestionsAllTheTime
Just watched it this evening with my dd's.

Best last line of a film. Ever.

Ultimately we're all dead men. Sadly we cannot choose how, but we can choose how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered as men.

I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living or get busy dying.

"Annie was all grown up and was leaving us, and something inside began to hurt"

"I'm removing the superfluous buns!!!"

Father of The Bride.
Full on heartbroken sobs at the first quote..

"I'm not crazy. I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years"

"Men are the most horrible creatures, honey. They'll ruin your life"

"Are you high, Clarice?!"

Steel Magnolias.

I could do this alllll night

Show me the money! Jerry Maguire

'The bears can smell the menstruation!'

and..'I love lamp'

and 'I'm in a glass case of emotion'

All from Anchorman :)

Brian's mother: What star sign is he?

Wise Man #2: Capricorn.

Brian's mother: Capricorn, eh? What are they like?

Wise Man #2: He is the son of God, our Messiah.

Wise Man #1: King of the Jews.

Brian's mother: And that's Capricorn, is it?

Wise Man #3: No, no, that's just him.

Brian's mother: Oh, I was going to say, otherwise there'd be a lot of them.

“Do your fucking job”, from Argo.

"Come the fuck on Bridget"

Willow beat me to it. Gonna need a bigger boat