Hangover breakfast

[LunaLovesgood]

I know I'm BU to post here but I need quick answers

Went out last night m, am dying a slow death and am walking to the supermarket at the bottom of my road.

What do I need for breakfast to male me feel more alive?

Full sugar coke, salt and vinegar sticks, minstrels

A full english

Orange lollies always make my hangover better!

Marmite toast. Many cups of tea. Maybe orange juice. No greasy fry up - at least that doesn't work for me.

Fruit salad, almond croissants and orange juice.

Microwave curry. Monster munch. Copious fizzy drinks. Paracetamol. Netflix.

2 bacon rolls with brown sauce, a pint of milk and 2 paracetamol. You'll either feel better, or vomit and then feel better.

A hot chicken roll, a bag of cheese and onion taytos, a galaxy and a can of coke.

If you make a fry you are not that hungover

Coke, Ginsters slice, pringles

Baked beans on toast, and gallons of tea. Paracetamol.

Cup of sugary tea and a bacon bagel. Then fizzy juice, crisps and a pot noodle later.

Bacon and sausage roll. Loads of ketchup. Ice cold orange juice.

Lie on the sofa watching shit tv and have salt and vinegar crisps, Fanta and a donut.

Nap. Shower. More TV. Order a curry. Donut. Early night.

That is precisely how to cure a hangover.

Normal Coke, beans on potato waffles with cheese grated on top. All the tea. Fizzy squash.

Pizza works too

Scrambled egg and bacon on toast.

Dioralyte or lucozade ('full sugar' version).

4 Sausages, 3 mince pies, 2 coffees and 1 litre of coke!

Tea, banana (great apparently for hangover) and a bacon and potato scone roll.

Fat, salt, carbs (bacon and potato waffle sandwich) and a yop raspberry Yoghurt drink.

Full English and full date Coke

Fat 🙄

Irn Bru or Coke (full fat).

Fruit bread and proper butter.

Bacon, eggs, beans etc if you can be arsed.

Just get as much bacon in you as you can that and some baked beans

I've been using this as a shopping list. There is enough bacon to feed an army and 2x 2litre bottles of coke. I now also have eggs, mushrooms, sausages, beans and hash browns and a chicken curry to ping

The plan is to get in, turn the oven on and wait DH up. He can feed me while I watch Dynasties

Full English. It's kind of kill or cure, if you can keep it down, you know you'll live.

Follow it with a pint or two of lager shandy. It's enough of a hair of the dog to ease the hangover, but not so strong it'll make you pissed again, and the lemonade (must be full fat, none of this diet bollocks) helps to rehydrate.

When I lived in London, we had a local greasy spoon that did a roaring trade with hungover people on a Sunday morning.

Full fat coke, chips & gravy / McDonald's, carbs all the way!