To ask if you've had an affair

[maybebabyh]

What was the outcome? Did/have you kept it a secret or did you come clean. What happened?
How did it start and how did it end?

I'm on my own and bored and genuinely curious.

Fuck. Off. Daily. Mail.

To save everyone else the bother.

Quite.

What they said.

What 🤣🤣🤣
I'm actually a very regular poster and have been for a long time but NC because I knew some people who have to be daft

Fgs. Try harder journalists.
You would think with everything going on in the world that you wouldn't need to make stuff up. There's plenty of news.

You lot are actually crazy

No.

@BonnieandHyde hahaha love it

Yes. I am currently having a torrid affair with Tom Hardy.

In my dreams.

I’m having an affair with the postman, I’m cheating on him with the milkman.

Yes.
I'm in the middle of sleeping with 2 different men.

According to the gossips around here,anyway.
I love gossips,they let me know everything I'm doing in my life.I just wish I knew who these blokes are! I thought I was a happily single woman,but obviously not!

@MrsDylanBlue well that's news to me, I am also having an affair with Tom hardy

Yawn

@Poppylizzyrose the postman told me I was his one and only. I am devastated.The milkman, however, is also at it with Diana at no.24 (the house with the Christmas lights up already).

Tom Hardy gets around ... :)

You want entertaining with stories of heartbreak ? .

I have threesomes with him and Charlotte Riley while my husband is away at sea 😂😂😂

MrsDylanBlue

Yes, with a daily mail reporter, it was predictable, one sided, unimaginative and made me feel full of self loathing, as is to be expected

I love MNers

Yes with a man at work - I couldn't believe my luck - he was the most intelligent, kind, funny and popular man in the office, quite a bit younger than me. He laughed at my jokes, was an amazing, thoughtful lover and bought me thoughtful gifts, we were just about to run away together, then unfortunately the alarm clock went off and I had to get ready for work! - Said bloke must have wondered what the hell this random woman was smirking at him for all day lol

Yes, with the postman, delivery man, window cleaner, gardener, electrician, vet and dentist....ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!

YADBU

Lots of people having an affair with the milkman. Tell the truth, it's Pat Mustard isn't it!

I wish

Excuse the censorship, very unmumsnet.