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To ask if you've had an affair

40 replies

maybebabyh · 27/11/2018 21:14

What was the outcome? Did/have you kept it a secret or did you come clean. What happened?
How did it start and how did it end?

I'm on my own and bored and genuinely curious.

OP posts:
0lgaDaPolga · 28/11/2018 13:04

Yep with our milkman. Unfortunately my husband was onto me when our son was born with the most enormous sideburns.

WWlOOlWW · 28/11/2018 14:02

LTB.

Strongmummy · 28/11/2018 14:05

Balonz

MissMisery · 28/11/2018 19:55

0lgaDaPolga Grin

Prawnofthepatriarchy · 28/11/2018 19:57

No.

PickAChew · 28/11/2018 19:58

I've had many. Often several at once. I don't get time to get bored enough to ask inane, personal questions, that way.

puzzledlady · 28/11/2018 19:59

Me. I’m having an affair with Sting. I find him awfully handsome. Used to be with Bono - he’s Also incredible sexy Grin

shesabloodywitch · 28/11/2018 20:04

Yes his cock was so massive I had to buy a new penis beaker

RightOcciputAnterior · 28/11/2018 20:05

Yep, with your mum 😘

Justanotheruser01 · 28/11/2018 20:06

Yes and we use a penis beaker

SecretWitch · 28/11/2018 21:03

I am having a love affair with a 15 year old. He is soft, cuddly and has four hairy feet. He doesn’t complain about my lack of whiskers and I never step on his tail. Inter species love is the best!

Lorddenning1 · 28/11/2018 22:02

Got a little bit worried there @SecretWitch lol

Penny1976 · 28/11/2018 22:03

No.

I think it's a terrible thing to do to anyone.

If you want that then be honest and end your current relationship first.

WinterfellWench · 28/11/2018 22:13

Tom Hardy
Idris Elba
Leonardo DiCaprio
James Norton
Brad Pitt
Will Smith
Johnny Depp

I have had affairs with them all.

DH has had an affair with Holly Willoughby, Jennifer Lopez, and Kylie Minogue. I was bit jealous truth be told, coz I quite fancy those 3 myself. (Especially Holly! Phwoarrr!)

WinterfellWench · 28/11/2018 22:14

@SecretWitch

I am having a love affair with a 15 year old. He is soft, cuddly and has four hairy feet. He doesn’t complain about my lack of whiskers and I never step on his tail. Inter species love is the best!

LOL! Grin

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