Totally unreasonable foods that you secretly love

[CaptainCabinets]

I’ll start. There is absolutely nothing acceptable about all day breakfast in a tin so why did I buy it in B&M earlier and eat it for dinner?!

Pickled cockles from a jar

Chicken Meganoodles with baked beans and salad cream all mixed in together. Food of the gods!

Roe from the chip shop.
Picked eggs, especially served in a bag of plain crisps. Not had either for years

Oh and those tiny cheesey crackers in different shapes in a tortilla wrap with mayonnaise

Danishkids, do you know you can buy chocolate coated pretzels- can't remember if i last bought them in Tesco or Waitrose...nom nom..
Yes to instant chicken super noodles, peanut butter and banana toast and my McDonald's vice is breakfast with 3 hash browns - can't eat HBs from anywhere else!
DS favours peanut butter and jam on an onion bagel...

Chicken doner kebab
Heinz tomato soup with cheese and onion crisps

The eggs from scotch eggs but not the meat. Peel the white off first then bite the yolk in half!

My brother once made burger pasties with tinned burgers in gravy, some tinned mixed veg and pre made pastry. They were amazing!

@PeapodBurgundy cheese savouries

All you lime pickle eaters are my people

Far too refined for most of you retrobates, but Bird's Eye waffles (4), can of beans and a fridge full of grated cheese on top. Now we're talking. 🐷🐷🐖🐖🐽🐽

Tinned chopped ham and pork, SPAM and tinned luncheon meat. Cut into thick slices and wedged between two slices of white bread and butter.

Chip and gravy butty has to be buttered too

Pork scratchings are my dirty little secret

@Bumblebee39 those are the ones

Heinz tinned ravioli on toast with melted grated cheese. It has to be Heinz, I do have some standards.

Tinned mackerel in tomato sauce. I know most people buy it for their cats, bu I love it in sandwiches.

Golden syrup on hot buttered toast

Beef spread on crusty white bread

Cheapo cheese slice sandwich in thick white bread

Just realised all mine contain white bread lol!

Also, frazzle, cheese and marmite sandwiches.

Small silverskin pickled onions and squirty cream. Honestly. It's proper weird tasty.

And i'm kind of ashamed of this but yesterdays cooked potatoes fried up with corned beef, cheese and an egg.

The jelly bits from underneath leftover roast dinner on toast.

And tinned mushy peas.

When i was a lot younger it was 3 sausages,chips and gravy from the Chinese

I don't think aibu, but donner meat pizza with garlic mayo for dipping.

Mushy pea, cheese and tomato sauce toasted sandwich!

salted cheesy chips SLATHERED with garlic mayo and burger sauce... oh my life the calories... it’s so worth it though

or super noodles with scrambled egg mixed in

Oh. My. God... Literally living vicariously through everyone on this post as diagnosed with coeliacs 18 months ago and now can’t eat most of these things BUT...keep them coming, I am greatly enjoying reminiscing!

Hamwich sandwich (hamwiches are a Bernard Matthews creation - unidentified processed meat, “cheese”, breadcrumbed)

Potato waffle sandwich

All bread to be thick white sliced with butter.

Also tinned mackerel in tomato sauce on buttered toast with lashings of salad cream.

So so hungry...

Pilchards in tomato sauce with lots of vinegar, white bread & butter to wipe round the plate

2 Salted pretzels with a rolo squished between ' em...
Might have to go to the shop now