Totally unreasonable foods that you secretly love

[CaptainCabinets]

I’ll start. There is absolutely nothing acceptable about all day breakfast in a tin so why did I buy it in B&M earlier and eat it for dinner?!

Nutella on digestives/hobnobs

Processed cheese straight out the plastic

Super noodles on bread as pp; but also cooked then fried into a crispy patty.

Not hamwich- bread, ham, bread...?

Things I already love:

• frozen peas (still frozen)
• supernoodles
• tinned ravioli
• bacon with white rice and tinned whole tomatoes, stirred together with ketchup (comfort meal from childhood, which I had for dinner this evening!)
• chips with gravy, baked beans and ketchup

Things I'm going to try very very soon:

• supernoodles on toast
• tinned ravioli on toast
• pasta with baked beans and cheese

Can't decide if I feel queasy or hungry after reading the thread!! And it seems everything is better on toast 😂

Spam and Ulster fry

Pretzels and rolos sound unreal.
I'm a fan of rollmops

A Quaver sandwich on white bread. 0 nutrients. Pure joy.

Viking hotdogs from a jar, microwaved. In a white bun with mustard (the yellow American kind) and lots of ketchup. It gives me heartburn so I follow this meal with several ranitidine tablets. Excellent combo!

Mushy peas on thick white toast with salt, vinegar & ketchup.

Grilled skinless sausages small size, tinned mushy peas, instant smash potato with melted butter, small thin whole meal bread and butter on the side, tomato ketchup. That was real cooking when I was a student.

Frankfurters

Rustlers cheeseburger. I pretend they're strictly hangover recovery only but it's a lie. I could eat one right now.

Frazzle and salad cream sandwich. On plastic white bread naturally.

Also, supernoodles but ...only chicken or occasionally the beef ones. Not the southern fried chicken or chicken & mushroom either! They must absolutely categorically be completely unadulterated and cooked to perfection. The thought of adding scrambled egg or bread to them is just not on!

A potato waffle sandwich. It's great because it's so fast. Frozen waffle in toaster, squirt ketchup onto thick white buttered bread, ready in minutes.

Fuck, I'm really hungry now :)

Ladies talk to me about cooking potato waffles in the toaster...

Ready Brek with tons of Nutella mixed in. Healthy balanced breakfast right there!

Also undercooked pastry doused in tomato sauce and gravy.

I didn’t know you could cook potato waffles in the toaster! Trying that tomorrow.

Monster Munch - all flavours

Home made dripping on toast.
Mackies ice cream drowned in Baileys. Or Malibu.
The bone from the roast.
Fish finger toasted sandwiches.

Liver & mushy peas

No food is unreasonable just not accepted as posh enough by the aspiring middle class. I rather like a crisp and salad cream butty with pickled cabbage.

I bought chicken paste from Aldi yesterday. 27p for the jar, made myself a sandwich with white bread. LUSH.

Also:
Crisp sandwiches (with a layer of salad cream)
Pot Noodle beef and tomato flavour with the sachet of cheap ketchup
Heinz ravioli, microwaved
Toast Toppers - loved these but haven't seen them for ages. Think I saw a rumour on here they can be found in B&M? Can anyone confirm?

Cheese crispy pancakes.

Crisp sandwiches dipped in salad cream
Boursin cheese and pate together on toast
Mash potato with oxo mixed together in a soupy mix
To drink - red cabbage pickle vinegar water

Heinz toast toppers :( I used to eat loads I would trade the family dog for a toast topper