Totally unreasonable foods that you secretly love

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I’ll start. There is absolutely nothing acceptable about all day breakfast in a tin so why did I buy it in B&M earlier and eat it for dinner?!

Ooh also; pickled onions on toast. With grated cheese of course.

Salt n vinegar hula hoops with vintage cheddar in the hole

My favourite comfort meal ever is potato waffles with tinned spaghetti - frozen waffles in the toaster & spaghetti in the microwave - perfect

I love cheese strings, babybels & cheese triangles. Also can’t beat them cheese slices in a burger from a BBQ - they are wrong on every level

Also a fan of pot noodles & super noodles will be trying those in a sandwich

Chicken n mushroom pot noodle is the food of the Gods, as is a large doner with extra chilli sauce

Baked beans on toast with mayo. Now that’s food of the Gods!

Nah can’t do mayo

After a night of drinking back in my heyday, I would head to McDonald's for this breakfast combo: two hash browns, a sugar ring doughnut and a coke zero.

Bavarian smoked cheese & Heinz sandwich spread on white bread

My most recent one, which makes my DP shiver, is sesame seed crispbread from Tesco, with butter on, dipped in hot baked bean and jalapeno Primula mix. Heavenly.

On the subject of baked beans, I went through a phase of mixing those with banana barbecue sauce.

Also anything pickled, tons of vinegar on every salad...

😳

Peanuts in vinegar

Dunking crispbread (ryvita will do at a push, prefer the proper scandi stuff) with cheddar cheese in hot black coffee. Heavenly.

I did a lucky dip Greggs this afternoon after getting pissed at lunchtime. A festive bake (ye gods!) and a cheese bake. Take both home, cut into quarters and heat up in microwave. 'Plate up' with a splodge of ketchup & sprinkle with prawn cocktail and cheese crisps. It's a lucky dip! Festive & prawn cocktail quarter is magnificent

Marmite on toast. Delicious!

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Milo sandwich

I'm another fan of super noodles on toast or a super noodle sandwich.

Cheese strings - they're awful but I love them.

Cheese on toast made with those cheap orange cheese slices - the top turns into a skin (like a custard skin) and the rest melts. I love it but everyone looks at me in horror.

That Cookie Crisp cereal. I never buy it as I know it's loaded with sugar but my god it's lovely!

Oh and one of those bake at home baguettes (a white one) slathered with butter while still hot so the butter melts. Fill with 2 packets of bacon fries (the cousin to those scampi fries you see in pubs). Eat.

No nutritional value but so so so good.

Crisp sandwiches using Dairylea instead of butter, with ready salted or cheese and onion crisps - ideally Walkers.

Primula straight out of the tube, especially the chive flavour one.

Egg fried rice with salad cream.

Chocolatebourbons Crisp sandwiches using Dairylea instead of butter, with ready salted or cheese and onion crisps - ideally Walkers.

OMG. That sounds awesome! I have never considered dairylea, despite grated cheese, crisp and coleslaw sandwiches being one of my top culinary faves!

I have just added the components to my shopping list, thanks!

Added a pack of frozen Greggs chicken bake slices to my order to spend enough for free delivery. Couldnt fit them in my freezer so put them in the oven thinking I'll have one for lunch, how bad can they be? I've never understood the allure of Greggs and hadn't sampled any product before, so, one for me and one for bin. How delicious was it? Completely. Ate one. Ate the other. Will never buy them again, they could become a serious addiction.

Cheese,raw onion and tomato sauce sandwiches.Taste like mcdonalds burgers without meat

One for the waffle people, 2 waffles done in toaster, good dollop of tinned mushrooms on top, top with shit load of cheese, quick blast in microwave (can also add baked beans to this)

Can't beat a fish finger sandwich though, but the fish fingers have to be put on the bread the right way, a classic 3, 1 formation. 3 vertical with 1 across the top, anything else is just wrong!

Today is the day I usually eat something disgusting as DD is at nursery so it's only the baby to witness my shame and he can't talk yet. I'm going to have scrambled egg, brown sauce and beans on toast though. Fairly normal.

Donner meat, chips and cheese sauce from takeaway

marmite of jacket potato
fish sticks
cold mackerel on white bread