Totally unreasonable foods that you secretly love

[CaptainCabinets]

I’ll start. There is absolutely nothing acceptable about all day breakfast in a tin so why did I buy it in B&M earlier and eat it for dinner?!

cheese spread on mini cheddars groans with greed.

Omg. 🤣🤣🤣. I read the whole thread. Think I going to be sick.😂

Tinned peas and salad cream

Anchovies straight out of the tin

Tinned rice pudding

A friend once served me dates stirred into baked beans...

And, yes, decades later, I still eat this - my preference is for some fried onions to be added into the date and bean mix, possibly a smidgen of golden syrup or treacle.

Nacho cheese on everything!

One of those micowave burgers in a bun.
I was cold and hungry and only 1 min 30 seconds to wait for the said burger to be ready was very tempting.
It tasted quite good
I've brought another one

Apple sliced and sugar sandwich,mashed banana sandwich,chip buttie.All only work on white bread.

Heron foods is not a shop that is yet nation wide. But for those of you who know it they have an amazing toaster product which is basically a massive chicken nugget in 90 seconds. And 2 for £1!

Pepperoni pizza topped with cheesey chips & garlic sauce.

2 double cheeseburgers- insert the beef from one into the other & you have yourself a quadruple cheeseburger 😉

Chinese Salt & pepper everything 😍 just love that stuff.

Chipshop chip butty with the butter all melting out, dipped in curry sauce.

Bacon & French toast.

So much more I’ll think of....

@GaspingGekko

I'm alternating between gagging and feeling hungry reading these "foods".
Mine is Philadelphia cream cheese on chocolate digestives. Yum.

Like a makeshift chocolate cheesecake? Genius.

Tube of Primula cheese. The one with shrimp. I hide it under other things in the trolley in case I see someone I know and they spot it.

What’s a rollmop?

Oh god, rollmops. I can still visualise the jars of them my gran had.

Egg (not) mayonnaise - made with Heinz salad cream instead of mayonnaise.

Burnt toast.

Toast and goose dripping with sea salt.

Beef Dripping on crusty white bread, all the brown bits out of the bottom & a sprinkling of salt. My local bread shop still sells dripping, I think they mix bovril in it, it's gorgeous.

Tinned chilli con carne (must be the 'Dynamite Hot' one) heated, poured over a thick and lavishly buttered slice of toast, topped with a grilled hotdog or three and finished off with a couple of slices of plastic cheese . If it's 'Mexican' cheese with chillies in it, so much the better.
To garnish, squirt American mustard and Heinz chilli ketchup attractively over the top. Filthy.
Indigestion pretty much guaranteed.

Rollmops yeah! Was addicted in my youth, haven’t had one in years

Widow it’s a raw, rolled up pickled herring fillet👍

I keep thinking I will try a fraybentos pie butam worried it will not be nice and ruin my childhood memories of it being the best.

The best rollmops I've tasted were Kosher ones from a North London deli, sold in plastic tubs. The herrings are really fat, stuffed with the sliced, pickled onions AND a few bits of pickled cucumber too.

Cheese on toast with baked beans on top
Smash mash with butter and cheese and full fat plain greek yoghurt
Corned beef fried with rice and chili mmmm

Tarty yes please!

Jellied eels
Bernard Matthews turkey drummers (I have them for dinner sometimes when DH is away , with salad cream...)

Indian pickles on toast with some grated cheese. Lime or chilli pickle is best.
Spam cut up into cubes with mayo and chilli sauce. Just eat it like that.
Bombay mix sandwich. Literally just bread and butter with stale Bombay mix inside.
All of these were University staple foods

Never had a jellied eel, never had the courage 😳