Totally unreasonable foods that you secretly love

[CaptainCabinets]

I’ll start. There is absolutely nothing acceptable about all day breakfast in a tin so why did I buy it in B&M earlier and eat it for dinner?!

I do this smoked bacon and mushroom in a white wine and cream sauce recipe with rice. I cook it till the cream is nearly brown. Sounds vile but is fab.

@Neverender I do the salami and cheese roll up thing - can I recommend you pop a green olive in the middle (to be posh, like) - bloody lovely.

Dairylea cheese slices, 20p space raider crisps, plain cooked spaghetti with a drizzle of olive oil and salt and pepper. Yum!

Tinned custard (heated) with hot chocolate stirred in. Don’t even have a sweet tooth but around twice a year nothing else at all will do.

Someone should stick all these into an app where you can click "random" and get a recipe on your way home from the pub...

Heinz macaroni cheese, disgusting and fabulous at the same time. I could live if it but I don’t.

Heinz macaroni cheese was the love of my childhood😁 also the beef ravioli Heinz do😂 haven't touched either for 10+ years now!

Batchelors pasta n sauce is the dogs whatsit with extra cheese and made all milk. By using extra cheese this does make it semi cooking from scratch.

Salmon paste white bread sarnies are another winner with a bag or two of mini cheddars.

Heinz tinned ravioli

@Mixedupmummy go. Buy the 3 for £1 noodles (far superior IMO) and stash the other two away for the next time your other half is out...

Horseradish on extra thick, buttered toast!

Potato waffles with cheese and marmite!!

Also, hot salty French fries dipped in strawberry ice cream. No other flavour will do as that would just be weird! Maccies cheeseburgers also with strawberry ice cream. Yum!!

Chicken micro noodles
A crisp sandwich made with walkers pickled onion (you couldn’t pay me to eat a pickled onion but walkers pickled onion crisps is the food of the gods)
chocolate & caramel spread

But what may be worst of everything on this list is a Greggs cheese and onion pasty.

Remembered another one.

Cheese spread on mini cheddars.

P.S: Top tip for all fellow lovers of nasty cheese snacks:
Stick your wotsits or cheese balls in the freezer for 15 minutes before eating them. Trust me on this. Game changer

Figmentofimagination Yass Queen

Beans and sausages on marmite soldiers with grated cheese and bbq sauce 😛

Pickled onion and packet of crisps

Rice with cheese on top, smothered in Hendersons relish (like Worcester sauce, but Yorkshire)

Marmite and soft cheese on toast. ALWAYS marmite first though

@CaptainCabinets omg this... Crisp sandwiches are an absolute winner. Salt and vinegar or prawn cocktail are the best.

That and a chip butty with red sauce mmmmmm

Not adverse to the sachets of rissoto with dried veg in you get in Aldi, ditto microwave rice and cous cous with bits in.

Only discovered tinned beans and sausages recently, manna of the gods.

My emergency food stash for winter days may well be made up of many of the suggestions made here.

Spaghetti mixed with grated cheese and ketchup

Tomato soup always has to have cheese cubes dropped in. Extra points for chopped up babybels as they go really stringy

Making up a dry packet pasta and sauce and finding a few of the pasta tubes with undissolved powder in.

For a slightly different take I can recommend Cheddar cheese cubes ( the stronger the better) dipped in honey then rolled in instant coffee- sounds very weird but I can assure you its delicious!

Condensed milk straight from the tin
Icing sugar from the packet
The most garlicky chicken Kiev you can find
Rice pudding with milky stars melted in (my 'ill' food)

Also, through my entire pregnancy all I ate was Cullen skink and Bachelors chicken supernoodles

I have never considered eating instant noodles on or in bread before  have I been missing out all this time?!

Dr Oetker pizza with extra grated cheese

Chips cheese + gravy (or curry sauce if I'm going to be fancy)

Drinking chocolate on vanilla ice cream, melted and mixed to a paste 😍

Pringles.