Is finding a jizzy sock a big deal?

[HTKS]

Husband is a wonderful human, husband and father, generally speaking. We had an argument yesterday after he was irresponsible with the toddler, nothing massively major but i was pissed off. He apologised. Then this morning he forgot to leave me some money how owed me that I needed today. Bit annoyed.

Then on sorting out the washing today I found a sock that had been missed in the wash. Crusty jizz sock. Suddenly realised what those crusty socks I put in the wash each week were crusty with.

He’s apologised a lot. But after the events of yesterday this feels like a massive deal. I am fucking fuming that I have spent the day whizzing about facilitating his kids, taking his suit to be cleaned, doing his washing, he’s jizzing into socks and tossing them into the basket for me to deal with. Feel degraded and shit.

To clarify, I’ve no problem with wanking. Do plenty myself. And actually if I were in a different mood it might be quite funny. Not sure how to play it when he gets in.

I bet Mrs Hinch never has these problems....

Unless he wants you to wash his sock by hand, give the bloke a break and just pop the sock into the washing machine.
He sounds like he's trying his best in the things thst matter most.
If you had a DH who was awkward about every little thing this would justifyably be the last straw, but you yourself have said he's a great DH.

I'm sorry but I am at him jizzing while you're whizzing.

Glad you got it sorted.

Teenage boys are renowned for this not fully grown adults with a family. It’s hugely disrespectful and gross, he could use tissues like normal men.

How unlike the home life of our own dear queen

Couldn't get worked up about it I'm afraid! DH doesn't seem phased if my pants have leaked blood on them either. I guess we're just not the squeamish types!

Perhaps you could get him a personalised cock sock for Christmas so there's no further jizztaposition of laundry items?

@Norksaremessy I reckon Phil has jizzed in a few socks in his time but Lizzie has maids to wash them. I bet there is an official royal jizzy sock washer

'@Norksaremessy I reckon Phil has jizzed in a few socks in his time but Lizzie has maids to wash them. I bet there is an official royal jizzy sock washer'

Surely that is part of the duties of a competent valet.

Next time OP leaves a stain on her underwear or puts her squirt towels in the wash I hope DH goes online somewhere to take the pxxx out of her

My DH does this haha, I find loads of sock under the bed when I move it out to vac under better than him being a sex pest or going elsewhere ...

No ,posting about it is

MammaCee So he leaves them there for you to clean up? Are you married to a teenage boy? Get him to clean his own mess up like an adult.

Mamacee that is so sad that you find comfort in the fact that him leaving jizzy socks under the bed so he maybe won't cheat on you?

Or harass you for sex?

Hope he does the vacuuming too!

It's a bit of a gross find and he should be making the effort to put them in the wash himself, but my 19 year old stepson lives with us weekdays and appears to just wank straight onto his bedsheets! I have asked him to change his own bed before he heads over to his mum's but he never does. In the end I get DH to change the bed (the bedsheets get hard yellow patches and we had to get a thick protector to save the new mattress)

DH tells him it's surely better to do it in a sock than straight on the bed.

I'm loving the pairing them up and putting them back in the drawer. You need to perfect the dead pan 'yes I noticed they keep coming out the wash all crusty. I don't know what on earth you're doing with them' face

I would put them back in the sock drawer unwashed too. He’ll eventually get the hint.

Sorry but that’s grim. I assume you’ve been washing his socks with the rest of the household’s laundry too - I know the laundering process is supposed to clean all the clothing but having his cummy socks mixed in with everything else in the washing machine water still seems gross to me.