Is finding a jizzy sock a big deal?

[HTKS]

Husband is a wonderful human, husband and father, generally speaking. We had an argument yesterday after he was irresponsible with the toddler, nothing massively major but i was pissed off. He apologised. Then this morning he forgot to leave me some money how owed me that I needed today. Bit annoyed.

Then on sorting out the washing today I found a sock that had been missed in the wash. Crusty jizz sock. Suddenly realised what those crusty socks I put in the wash each week were crusty with.

He’s apologised a lot. But after the events of yesterday this feels like a massive deal. I am fucking fuming that I have spent the day whizzing about facilitating his kids, taking his suit to be cleaned, doing his washing, he’s jizzing into socks and tossing them into the basket for me to deal with. Feel degraded and shit.

To clarify, I’ve no problem with wanking. Do plenty myself. And actually if I were in a different mood it might be quite funny. Not sure how to play it when he gets in.

I don't exactly understand what you're annoyed about. Is it that he used a sock when he should have used something else? You say he puts the sock in the washing basket, so he's hardly leaving it on the side of the bed for you to put in the basket, so what would you rather do? Hand-wash it himself?

Well look at it another way. What would his reaction be if you left your pants with period blood all over them just lying around for him to trip over and look at.
How about giving it a go and seeing what his reaction is. Do you think he would pick them up for you and make sure they are washed?

There are worse wanking habits that aren’t even funny.

Maybe he thinks it’s hot like when women sell their worn knickers on the internet?

Yeah I wouldn’t like it - I’m a terrible grudge bearer too so would probably get angry every time I did the washing once I noticed

Masturbation isn’t an issue but it’s common curtsey to clean up after yourself imho. I would be tempted to tell him his washing is his own problem from now on or I would be chucking every crusty sock I came across. His choice. Have to say I’d be weary of pushing tissue use - a pile of crusty tissues lying round the bedroom isn’t much better unless you’re confident he’ll dispose of them properly.

Urgh... nothing worse than a spermy smelling room either.

Not really the same. Would you leave your vibrator out with the dishes for him to wash up as well?

Ah! So this isn't about grossness or cleanliness at all but being mad at him for wanking?

No, it's about being mad at him for making her clean it up. are you reading the same thread as everyone else? Would you expect your dh to wash your vibrator, and would you leave it out for him to clean up for you.

You say he puts the sock in the washing basket, so he's hardly leaving it on the side of the bed for you to put in the basket, so what would you rather do?

It's thoughtlessness in the extreme though, to spunk into clothes that someone else might have to manhandle at some point. No adult is such a rash wanker that they couldn't think ahead to gather the necessary kit before starting.

I'd not wash his socks and leave them all in a pile with a packet of wet wipes next to the pile 😂

For me the equivalent would be wiping your vibrator on his steering wheel or farting into his pillow. Disgusting and not something I would consider doing.

I would be livid if I found a crusty spunk sock in my hand. It's about basic respect. Surely he can wank in the shower and it washes away or he can wank into a tissue and then flush it away.

Right now i'm thinking he doesn't even wash his hands afterwards, or he would do it in the bathroom into a tissue...... so am imagining your house lit up like a neon disco under a black light like on CSI..... smears of his emissions everywhere......jizz hands lighting up the room like a Jason Pollock painting.

Just gross and I would be collecting his jizz socks and ten stuffing his pillow and coat pockets with them. Dirty fucker

That made me sick with laughing Rudolphs hahaha and pass the mind bleach please!!!

he is lovely and he pulls his weight

We kind of got that OP.

Why isn't a grown man doing his own washing?

Ugh. I've never found a jizzy sock, but I do keep a supply of face wipes in an easily accessible drawer. No idea if DP has availed himself of them or not, but I've never seen a jizzy sock so that's got to be a good sign.

Maybe suggest he get something better to mop up with or provide him with some wet wipes as a subtle hint?!

@PinguDance no its just basic hygiene

How very childish and stupid. My EX used to do this. It's foul. Sorry I have no time for silly putrid male foibles.

So he gets to renew the insurance and you get the jizzy socks to wash and everything else he conveniently forgets to do around the house too. Great!

(I couldn't be with a grown man who did this. I cannot believe what some woman will put up with).

Women

I am a man. Even during my years of being single and living alone I would never have done such a thing. The socks should be burnt.

What a weird, weird thread. I let my dh jizz in me, why would I mind putting a jizzy sock in the wash?

Would you expect your dh to wash your vibrator, and would you leave it out for him to clean up for you.

I expect my DH to put a wash on that includes my grotty panty liners yes

Did anyone read a Guardian article some time last year about a bloke with a 'wank station'? It haunts me still.
All his 'equipment' ingeniously set up so he could just get on with it...a number of times a day apparently
Quite why you'd be so pleased with yourself that you'd write about it in a national newspaper, I don't know.
He appeared excitedly in the comments underneath wanting to chat with posters about it and, funnily enough, everyone disappeared

@Celebelly he probably has a wank in yhe shower, over the loo or in the bathroom sink. That's where most men do it when they need a quick one.

Never heard of any men needing a sock to do this?! Yuck.

Putting it the laundry basket with everything else is pretty grim! (definitely not envy!!)

That is a good point @BarbarianMum.

Rudolph
jizz hands
That gave me a proper laugh