Is finding a jizzy sock a big deal?

[HTKS]

Husband is a wonderful human, husband and father, generally speaking. We had an argument yesterday after he was irresponsible with the toddler, nothing massively major but i was pissed off. He apologised. Then this morning he forgot to leave me some money how owed me that I needed today. Bit annoyed.

Then on sorting out the washing today I found a sock that had been missed in the wash. Crusty jizz sock. Suddenly realised what those crusty socks I put in the wash each week were crusty with.

He’s apologised a lot. But after the events of yesterday this feels like a massive deal. I am fucking fuming that I have spent the day whizzing about facilitating his kids, taking his suit to be cleaned, doing his washing, he’s jizzing into socks and tossing them into the basket for me to deal with. Feel degraded and shit.

To clarify, I’ve no problem with wanking. Do plenty myself. And actually if I were in a different mood it might be quite funny. Not sure how to play it when he gets in.

Would you rather he used a towel or sheet.
Have a laugh with him over it and hi e Jim a net bag to put them in....
Oh and wind him up about his foot getting pregers.

Haha just had a giggly to my self so much jizzy whizzy and wanking in one post but seriously he should do his own washing sometimes ..

I'd be pairing them up unwashed and popping them back in his sock drawer as a nice crunchy surprise.
What bothers me is the fact that he doesn't want to get his hands dirty but it's ok for OP to stick her hands in his mess when doing the washing

Thank you all. I’ve lightened up about it considerably since posting. He’s come home totally shamefaced and doubled up cringing. We’ve made up. However, I’ve made him think I have confided in two of my friends whose husbands are his best mates. He’s obviously totally embarrassed but can’t say anything cos he is in the wrong! I’ll set him straight later but letting him sweat for now!

I feel a little bit sorry for your dh now. Only a little bit mind!

For all those saying to do it in the shower, I may be talking out my arse but I’m sure I’ve read it’s not great for the pipes. You’d probably have to be doing it a lot though.

if i was pissed off to start with, im sure id be rolling his jizz socks up like theyd been washed and put straight back into his "clean" drawer.

or id say, the weirdest thing happened today, I think that the washers not working properly, everything in the black pile of washing came out with the most mysterious white ick splattered all over. hmm. ill have to see if that continues.

im sure id be rolling his jizz socks up like theyd been washed and put straight back into his "clean" drawer

Now that’s evil genius.

I'm bit confused about him owing you money

Do people actually use socks??

Ugh sounds like my ex,I’m guessing your dh has a porn habit too.i can see how you’d find it degrading, I would be on sock washing strike from now on if I were you. My ex had an old flannel he kept that was crusty,it was next to his desk.I had no idea why it was crusty until I walked in on him one day.

Stick googly eyes on one, put it in his bed and when he gets home say “your girlfriend is waiting for you upstairs” like act super serious as if you’d found a lass waiting in his bed.

Try not to laugh when he runs up confused and in a panic and finds the sock with eyes.

So are you going to let him know that you've shared his dirty little secret with the whole of Mumsnet, OP?

This has GOT to be one for Mumsnet classics, if only for the expression 'jizz sock'!

Thank you @BarbarianMum.

What a weird, weird thread. I let my dh jizz in me, why would I mind putting a jizzy sock in the wash? confused

I thought I must be alone in seeing no issue here (assuming DH does the washing when it is his turn).

It's a questionable socks life...

Peaky. I’m with you and Barbarian too. It goes inside my body, outside my body, on the sheets (that I generally wash)...I fail to see the issue with washing a wank sock...but then it’s been years since he needed one as he has nothing to hide here as he had to as a teenager home ‍🤷🏻‍♀️. I’d be more concerned that he felt the need to use one,

I think I was about 16 when ‘wank socks’ last made me go ‘ewww’ 🙄

I think it's perfectly sensible to wank into a sock. An excellent recyclable receptacle, i think they just finish in the sock rather than actually wanking with it. However, should he also blow his nose on dirty t-shirts, you will need to jizz on his sandwiches.

Say nothing. Remove all his socks and put a box of tissues in their place.

I walked in on xh having a quick pre-work wank in the kitchen once. Into some kitchen roll, he was a tidy man.

This was covered in Weeds!

Apparently tissues are a no-no because they stick to your bits.

Jizz socks were too embarrassing for the character in the show, in case his mum found them.

Solution was jerking into a banana peel. Get a well-stocked) fruit bowl.

(I actually wouldn't have any problem with the socks).

Perhaps you could get him a personalised cock sock for Christmas so there's no further jizztaposition of laundry items?

My DH wouldn't dare do that. He knows he would have a jizzy sock on his pillow.

DH used to leave his socks on the floor. I cut the toes off a couple of pairs which I had washed and folded them up in his drawer. He nearly knocked himself out putting them on and asked me what happened to his socks. I told him the toes wore themselves out on their rescue mission to the laundry basket. Nothing has ever been left on the floor since.

@madcatladyforever omg I'm pmsl that's absolutely savage to do and I actually think a guy would learn his lesson from that!!! lmao :D

I would put all crusty socks 🤮 straight in the bin.

You say you like a wank too- assuming you put your underwear back on after, you may also make some mess on that item of underwear

Am I missing something? Hardly the same is it?

Why can't he just use a tissue and flush it away?