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To wonder which fictional boarding school you'd like to have attended?

406 replies

Clothrabbit · 16/11/2018 14:51

For me, Malory Towers. I still love those books and always enjoy reading about the outdoor pool, Gwendoline's misdemeanours, and Mamzelle's eccentricities.

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JacquesHammer · 17/11/2018 16:00

over a bit of lipstick, powder and nail varnish on a nearly 16 year old girl

It was modelling herself on Lossie Laxton that did it, clearly that added years to her and made her appear fast

Grin
LemonMousse · 17/11/2018 16:04

The Chalet School. I'd have been best friends with Joey, stayed on to teach (probably Art) married some handsome local mountaineer and given birth to various sets of twins triplets and octuplets all girls who'd have joined the school at 18 months - such a simple life plan Smile

WithAFaeryHandInHand · 17/11/2018 16:18

Oh hang on, I might be thinking of the Chalet School with all the hot chocolate..? Not St Claire’s.

I remember reading those books and pestering my mum to go to boarding school Confused. She slowly explained that RL boarding schools in Ireland wouldn’t have been quite the same as the one in the Alps with all the chocolate swilling Grin.

concretesieve · 17/11/2018 16:46

changeofname I don't know your book (I wish I did, it sounds great!), but there are some lovely second hand dealers who specialise in girls school stories and may well know your book. Google for Topsy Turvy books or Gill Bilski and drop them an email.

KingscoteStaff · 17/11/2018 16:52

What school were Stalky and Co at? Was it just called The College?

There, anyway.

madvixen · 17/11/2018 16:53

Another vote for The Chalet School here. I love those books and spent far too much money buying the whole collection in first editions. With dustjackets 😮

CatkinToadflax · 17/11/2018 17:01

Whyteleafe was probably based on Summer Hill school in Suffolk.

I think my vote would have to be the Malory Towers buildings (and could they heat the swimming pool please) with the Trebizon characters in it. Both schools are in Cornwall so it wouldn't take long (just a few miles and about four decades) to make this possible.

I never realised how horrifically cold an unheated pool must be until my mum, who was at a boarding school in the 1950/60s, told me recently that she used to pray for rain during a swimming lesson because the rain would warm her up! Shock

BertrandRussell · 17/11/2018 17:08

“What school were Stalky and Co at? Was it just called The College?”

The Coll.

Wasn’t it based on the school Kipling went to- some place for army brats? Or am I making that up?

MartaHallard · 17/11/2018 17:14

United Services College at Westward Ho! Yes, it was based on Kipling's old school, and many of the characters were based on real people.

NastyCats · 17/11/2018 17:17

Tinuviel - thank you for the info. The only copy of the second Masha book I can find is over a hundred pounds. I have a fairly modern reprint of Masha. I will look into the other book you mentioned, thank you!

I loved Stalky and Co. but remember finding the final chapter quite disturbing.

HumphreyCobblers · 17/11/2018 17:35

MarieVanGoethem you may have just blown my mind! Reading your previous post I realised that Armiford was Hereford. I live near Hereford and a quick google shows that I am basically living three miles away from the real life situation of the Chalet

Shock I can't believe I never knew this!!

TheCountessofFitzdotterel · 17/11/2018 17:58

If the Malory Towers pool is basically Dancing Ledge only bigger I am not sure how you could heat it since the whole point is it is refreshed by the sea every high tide.

londonmummy1966 · 17/11/2018 17:59

So glad to have found some more Masha fans on here . It was my favourite book as I child as had been bullied and it encouraged me to tell to the birch tree in my garden about it which was a bit of a help. I just wanted to go there so much!! It also helped that it was real and the building was so beautiful.

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I researched it and found out that some really famous people like Countess Lieven - the snobby patroness of Almacks for all the Georgette Heyer fans out there was a pupil there! Lucy Worsley showed a painting of two Smolney girls - a Brown and a Blue in her programme on St Petersburg.

Masha, The Youngest Lady in Waiting and also A Circling Star which was set in Imperial Russia at the ballet school have recently been reprinted - I bought them on Amazon - more people should read them as they are great.

Papergirl1968 · 17/11/2018 18:01

They were a bit snobby at the Chalet School too, to be fair.
Poor Joan Baker is always looked down on for being cheaply pretty, having a perm and only being able to attend because her family won the pools.
On reflection, I’m not sure I’d fit in. For a start I think I’d have got bored with hobbies club, paper games, and playing fancy dress with the sheets. The outcry when someone was caught playing cards on a Sunday doesn’t make it sound a barrel of laughs.
I’d probably have been thrown out for making eyes at the doctors Wink

TheCountessofFitzdotterel · 17/11/2018 18:02

'cheaply pretty' Shock

haverhill · 17/11/2018 18:27

A Circling Star is one of my all-time favourite books, londonmummy. I paid 40 quid for a copy a few years ago!

doris9034 · 17/11/2018 18:55

I think I'm actually going to download Mallory towers and trebizon to my kindle to relive those days!!

Ofthread · 17/11/2018 18:57

Miss Cackle's Academy for Witches here. By the way, can I still sign up for it?

londonmummy1966 · 17/11/2018 19:02

haverhill Circling Star is great isn't it - if you haven't read Masha/Youngest Lady in Waiting I recommend them.

haverhill · 17/11/2018 19:12

I’ve been meaning to since about 1980 (literally)!

OllyBJolly · 18/11/2018 08:12

I'd completely forgotten about Mara Kay and Masha which was one of the most influential books of my childhood! I was so completely absorbed in it, and none of my contemporaries seemed to know about it.

I'm feeling a bit ashamed I didn't introduce my DCs to it. DC2 loved the Mallory Towers, St Clare's so much she begged to go to boarding school

BertrandRussell · 18/11/2018 08:54

Stalky&Co is free on IBooks.

AChefIsTrappedInMyCellar · 18/11/2018 15:37

It would have to be the Chalet School. It was in the Tyrol and they had kaffee and kuchen every morning, as well as bi-annual life threatening events which would have made things good and interesting. I wouldn't have tolerated Jo Maynard inflicting some ugly nickname on me however.

I also fancied a term or two at 1980s set Trebizon. They had boyfriends and everything! Scandalous harlots.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 18/11/2018 15:39

I treated myself to Masha and The Youngest Lady in Waiting last year - I read them as a child, and loved reading them again!

I think it is a mark of a good children’s book that adults can enjoy it too.

bingeeatingdisorder101 · 18/11/2018 15:55

Trebizon for me. Decent sports such as surfing and swimming, not lacrosse!) Set In Cornwall, and also girls were encouraged to have mnay differnet interests and talents and were allowed to go into town and even meet boys!
I would have been dividing my time between Hilary Camberwell Music school, singing or playing and in the sea!

The girls seemed so much nicer there. The girls that did have a hard time were usually treated that way because they had behaved badly (eg Nicola Hodges or Debbie Rickard or that awful Elizabeth Exton) but there seemed less bullying generally there (I think Roberta Jones got teased a bit and Lucy Hubbard, but nothing like as bad as Enid Blyton's characters, who were often teased for being fat or not liking games or being a bit spoiled (as though they can help their parents!)

Sally "Elf" Elphinstone in Trebizon is the chubby girl in the books but she is well liked with a nice personality and no real charcater faults unlike EB's fat charcters (thieving, depressed Alma Pudden, lazy Anna the form head, spoiled, conceited Gwendolyn Mary), and was happy to go swimming and surfing with her friends.

I loved Antonia Forest too, but Kingscote would have been a bit dull compared to Trebizon. Mallory Towers, loved the rock pool and also it being in Cornwall but I suspect I would have been bullied as am not really a team player type or an extrovert and was overweight since aged 12.

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