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I'm 34 and I have never tried a cup of tea

183 replies

2ndbase · 29/10/2018 10:32

I don't know where to start, how do you know which tea bags to use? Do I have milk, if so, how much? Sugar?

It's always puzzled me how people already know all this, I think it's what's put me off trying it before now!

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Unicyclethief · 30/10/2018 03:05

BumDiease tea is neither warm nor sweet.
It should be hot and sugar just masks the taste.

sonlypuppyfat · 30/10/2018 03:11

All of you who don't drink tea or coffee, what do you drink to warm yourselves up when you get home

StoppinBy · 30/10/2018 03:32

I hate coffee but I drink tea weak with a heap of milk, my 'real tea' drinking friends shudder at the way I drink it lol.

2ndbase · 30/10/2018 09:36

What a disappointment. It tasted like dirty water!

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ferrier · 30/10/2018 09:38

It is horrible to be fair. And coffee. I've survived without either. None of my dc drink them either. I'm a great disappointment to my dp who drinks both!

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 30/10/2018 09:39

sonly

In my case i didnt drink anything on a regular basis

If i went out i might have had a hot chocolate...but not even once a day

YetAnotherSpartacus · 30/10/2018 09:40

Maybe this will cheer you up OP

RebeccaCloud9 · 30/10/2018 10:00

@2ndbase did you go for Yorkshire tea? That tastes like dirty water to me!

Don't give up!

BumDisease · 30/10/2018 10:05

@puppyfat Heating. Warm clothes. A really hot shower!

@unicycle it's still shit. :)

2ndbase · 30/10/2018 10:12

It was Twinings English Breakfast tea because that's what was in the cupboard. It hasn't filled me with enthusiasm to go out and try other types to be honest, it was awful!

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MsJudgemental · 30/10/2018 10:15

56 and never had a cup of tea. Just the smell of it makes me feel sick.

HairyStorm · 30/10/2018 10:39

If it tastes like dirty water you need it stronger!

PG Tips, pint mug, very hard water area.
Add boiling water to mug.
Bugger off to do a 10-15 minute chore.
Return to mug, and test strength by poking with teaspoon. If it cracks a layer of scum you're good.
Slosh in a bit of milk.
Drink.

onalongsabbatical · 30/10/2018 11:09

If it was just in the cupboard maybe it was too old? What's the date stamp on it?

BumDisease · 30/10/2018 11:57

"PG Tips, pint mug, very hard water area.
Add boiling water to mug.
Bugger off to do a 10-15 minute chore.
Return to mug, and test strength by poking with teaspoon. If it cracks a layer of scum you're good.
Slosh in a bit of milk.
Drink."

Wow, that sounds delicious...

onalongsabbatical · 30/10/2018 12:12

Yeah, the 'layer of scum' is really selling it...Grin

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TheSpooktacular · 30/10/2018 12:28

It really depends on how you like tea. Milky tea makes me feel sick. I have friends who just dip the tea bag in resulting in dish water tea, its horrible.

Figural · 30/10/2018 13:51

If you want to drink the best tea, you must have leaf tea. There's a huge variety of stuff called 'tea' out there, but only leaves that come from camellia chinensis can properly be called tea.

Herbal and flower brews, other brews made from water and leaves, e.g. Rooibus shrubs, aren't teas at all.

There are two basic methods of the first processing of teas, and the geographical areas with their particular soils and weather patterns, can result in teas with some variety of flavour. It's after the initial processing is done that processes are applied to the leaves that produce the many different flavours and characteristics of the famous and not so well known teas. Processes can include fermentation, smoking (originally done by burning camel dung!), mixing with flowers, other plants, perfumes, oils etc.

There's a lot of stuff on the web about tea production, and the grading of teas (what goes into tea bags being the lowest quality).

Search the Web for pages on tea production and grading, and you'll get an idea of the many crazy ideas people came up with to produce this stuff.

I've tried lots of teas, some of them really disgusting, and always come back to the same favourite tea - second flush Assam. It's a lovely tea, IMHO, strong and malty, naturally quite sweet to my taste, and doesn't seem to 'stew' if I leave it to brew for too long. The second flush leaves have a rounder, fuller flavour than the still very nice first flush.

Coffee can't compete with it. Smile

HairyStorm · 30/10/2018 14:28

I expect the layer of scum is pretty grim when you're not used to it. But when you grow up with it, everyone else's lovely clean tea in soft water areas, served in lovely white cups with no black crusty bits around the edges just takes... weak.

Which just goes to show, it's an acquired taste. And I'm happy to have acquired it. Just please don't ask me to speculate on just how much limescale is probably lining my intestines...

jemihap · 30/10/2018 14:33

Never had Tea or Coffee, even though all the rest of my family can't seem to go longer than 10 mins without putting the kettle on.

Powerless · 30/10/2018 16:25

People who've never drunk tea or coffee - How can you live without the comfort of a nice hot drink? Especially on a morning?!

I'm not really into coffee but a nice mug of Typhoo or Yorkshire Tea on a morning is heaven! So comforting!!

sonlypuppyfat · 30/10/2018 17:22

powerless I know , how do you get all cozy with a cold drink

bridgetreilly · 30/10/2018 18:00

I started drinking tea in my late 20s for social reasons. At the time I was working for a church and would often be invited round to older people's houses. I don't drink coffee at all, but it made it much easier for them if I would have a cup of tea, so they could feel hospitable. I do quite like it now, though I agree that a bad cup of tea is undrinkable.

tor8181 · 30/10/2018 22:49

im nearly 38 never tried tea,coffee or alcohol

i have water a LOT of milk and soft drinks

people look at me funny when i mention it

sonlypuppyfat · 30/10/2018 22:52

What do you dunk your biscuits in?

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