I’m a veggie, I don’t eat spam, what can I stockpile!

[Oopupsideyourhead]

I can’t eat spam fritters as I am a vegetarian so Aibu to ask for your stockpiling suggestions for Brexit? What can I live on with 2 kids?!
Lentils?

Baked beans

humble pie when you see that all your hysterical panic-mongering has been for naught

Mock duck? Tinned soup and pasta?

Tinned mushrooms
Tinned sweet corn
Tinned water chestnuts or bamboo shoots or bean sprouts
Tinned ratatouille
Jars of peppers in oil/brine
Olives
Tinned mushy peas or baked beans
Tinned tomatoes as a base for lots of dishes

Lentils
Pasta (I presume there is vegan friendly types)
Rice
Smash
Noodles

and long life veg like onions, garlic, butternut squashes, carrots, etc

That any help?

Tinned tomatoes, roasted peppers in oil, pesto, olive oil, frozen herbs, garlic, ginger and chilli. Dried herbs. Risotto rice.

Beans, canned veggies, dried pasta, canned/jarred sauces.

@tiredgirly I am kind of joking...

Aivar- red pepper and aubergine spread
Baked beans
Tinned tomatoes
Jars of peppers
Cans of chickpeas and lentil
Olive oil
Tahini
Peanut butter
Other nut butters
Coconut milk
Curry spices
Tinned vegetables
Tinned potatoes
Rice
Quinoa
Pasta

Can you not get fake tinned spam?! Perhaps someone will bring it out pre-Brexit and make a killing .

Mmm, can't wait for the baked bean and spam fritter diet.

But all the above is very helpful - is anyone stockpiling?

Chickpeas

@twiceover nor me

Tinned vegetable curry
Tinned chick pea dahl
Spaghetti hoops

I think you should start eating meat again now. Preferably kebabs, spam and any unhealthy crap you can get hold of.

1. You need to build up a good layer of fat for the days after Brexit.
2. After the first month, the move to human flesh is going to be a big adjustment. Easier if you had some practice with unappetising meat.

Plant potatoes in the garden/ on the balcony?

I stockpile for winter every year as we live quite remotely and can get snowed in anytime November to late March. Even if not properly snowed in we can struggle to get much variety of fresh stuff in local shops if it’s the day before their delivery etc.

Then we eat down the stockpile in late March/April. Might just delay the eating down a few weeks this time to see what transpires.

Grips

Lentils. I love lentils. I’m actually looking forward to Brexit so I can get more lentils into my diet. Parp.
Innovative jams
Blue passports
Anything I can pick myself, now all the farmers have gone into meltdown about not being able to get pickers.
Ahh, well. Brexit is shite, and pointless, but at least something something benefits, sunlit uplands,money for the NHS, sovereignty and freedom from unelected officials (if you don’t count the queen and the House of Lords). etc. etc. God I’m so bored of Brexit. Can nobody make it stop?

Tinned spinach ala Popeye

Stockpiling for Brexit?

@BiddyPop is pasta not vegan?

Nuts. Like a squirrel.

Custard powder

Tinned beans of various descriptions. lots of dried beans and grains. packets of seeds to grow your own.