Do an AIBU from a movie character and see if anyone can guess who it is

[GunpowderGelatine]

I'll start.

AIBU to be pissed off with my recluse sister?

My sister is an introvert to the point where she won't even speak to me anymore. We live together but I literally don't see her from one day to the next and TBH I'd like a bit of company. Also it's bloody cold in our house, especially walking past DSis room, anyone got any recommendations for portable heaters? Preferably from John Lewis.

the username kinda gives it away!!

despicable me

Pawnee social network - forgot about those Harvard twins!

orlando damn i made it too easy

I got lost in a strange place where people look funny.
But they have this wonderful ring ring machine and I can't get enough of it.
Now, if I could use it to find my home...

I woke up in hospital today and was completely alone, and naked. It was totally weird and I couldn't find any staff, any patients in fact just no one. I found some green hospital scrubs and put them on and just started wandering around looking for people and shouting "heellllooooo???" London was completely empty and not a thing was moving. What have I missed, has everyone gone somewhere for Eugenie's wedding?

28 days later!

What still needs guessed? I can't do the kids' stuff.

Pickle yep!!

I have an unguessed one on page 12 re foster brother - anyone?

I'm a very mysterious and sexy guy, I'm a little controlling I guess. I like to blindfold my girlfriend and feed her various foods - including chillies. The actor who played me is about to mess up his face big time with a LOT of plastic surgery.

I was walking in the flower district about a week ago, when out of nowhere there was this total eclipse of the sun.

Three street urchins are following me about singing at me, and Cat from Red Dwarf is singing in a doo wap band AIBU to think this can’t end well?

@thighorelief -Nine and a half weeks

shop - yes

@rainbowtrain - ET

pickle little shop of horrors??

AIBU to sleep with a married man and then get really weird with him? I really like him so I've been threatening to kill myself to get his attention. I like to play arias from Madam Butterfly on my stereo. He likes the same opera which means that we are meant to be together. I've decided to totally fuck up his life and am going out to his new house in the country to see if his kids have any pets.

@safariboot Fantasia?

Yes Social Network.

My best friend has been acting really weird, she used to be quite shallow and ruthless and I suspected her of trying to sabotage the magazine we work for. All of a sudden she's miss innocent like butter wouldn't melt and doing odd immature things like leading a group flash mob, and having sleepovers with teenage girls.

WIBU to steal her ideas and go to our competitor? I'm only doing what she'd do herself if she hadn't gone weird

@thighofrelief Fatal Attraction

Fatal atttaction

13 going on 30

I run a modest business and am relatively happy with my lot however I've been struggling financially. Things came to a head when a new business, exactly like mine opened across the road. Annoyingly the business owner I'm in competition with has large financial backing from an inheritance and is ruthless with making money from making people feel bad about themselves, which is the opposite of my ethos.

There's a sports tournament being held soon that one of my clients suggested I enter a team for after seeing it in the OSQ magazine he subscribes to. I know if I do this, my competitor will do the same and will Chuck a lot of money at it too. It doesn't help that he's the most obnoxious person I've ever met and I'm pretty sure stuffs his pants.

AIBU to put a team together and enter? If we win I can save my business and spread a positive message to the wider community.

Yes 13 Going On 30

I'm black and my girlfriend is white, when we got pulled over on the way to her house she called bullshit and accused the cop of pulling me over for Driving While Black.

Her Dad told me he would have voted for Obama a 3rd time.

They seem really nice

What could possibly go wrong?

@DoYouLikeHueyLewisandTheNews Dodgeball?

That right Fiffy (name change!)

@PawneeParksDept

I've not actually seen it.. But I think Get Out?