Do an AIBU from a movie character and see if anyone can guess who it is

[GunpowderGelatine]

I'll start.

AIBU to be pissed off with my recluse sister?

My sister is an introvert to the point where she won't even speak to me anymore. We live together but I literally don't see her from one day to the next and TBH I'd like a bit of company. Also it's bloody cold in our house, especially walking past DSis room, anyone got any recommendations for portable heaters? Preferably from John Lewis.

@MrStarkIDontFeelSoGood

Infinity War

I’m not crying... I have some dust in my eye............

Is the Room101 page 3 possibly Aladdin?

Safariboot

Fantastic

Bugger. Auto correct !

Fantastia

I have recently finished my law degree although I haven't taken my bar exams yet. I was a very high flying student and I'm very gifted. I have been aggressively pursued with many job offers from top law firms in Washington and New York and I'm very tempted. A quirky little firm from Memphis is also trying to recruit me and are offering me an excellent package. They flew my wife and I down there for the weekend and I got to meet many of the partners and other lawyers. They're all really nice and it seems a lovely town but my wife isn't at all keen. She felt that the quirky little firm were over bearing and over interested in our personal lives.

Is that devils advocate?

I'm an ex-marine and doggone proud of it, I love the US of A, Semper Fi!!

Since I served my country (you're welcome) I have been living with my wife and young daughter in a cabin on some land I own. I hunt all our meat and I built the cabin with my own bare hands, we are totally self sufficient. I'm the best marksman that the land has ever known and some old service buddies came and sought me out to get my advice regarding a personal assassination attempt that will be made on POTUS. I was reluctant to get involved as I'm a family man now but I am the best so I have to help out really. I hope this doesn't bite me in the ass in the end.

Pickle - mine? No

@thighofrelief

The Firm?

former yay!!

Ok I'm the first to admit I'm a wide boy and a chancer. I've gotten into trouble with the law again and facing yet another prison sentence. I've done so much bird that really I've had it so I'm pretending to be crazy instead. My plan is that I will then pretend to be cured and will get released early. I can't think that anything will go wrong. There are some very interesting characters here, one extremely enormous Indian guy who is deaf and a fucking terrible, psychopathic bitch of a nurse. I can't stand her.

@thighofrelief

One Flew ?

@Numbkinnuts (Auto)correct!

Look, if those guys were geniuses like I am, they could have made their idea a reality, but they couldn't I did, and now I'm a famous millionaire and they can suck it so what if I'm not a Gentleman of Harvard ?

Pawnee yep!!

pawnee - wolf of wall street?

@MipMipMip

The craft?

@thighofrelief nope!

AIBU to think kissing an egg my friend has been carrying around for goodness knows how long is not necessary?

@LadyMonicaBaddingham

Feel the rhythm. Feel the rhyme. Get on up. It's bobsled time!!!

I am so frustrated at work - I always thought a career in archaeology would be nice and quiet, but how wrong can you be?

Cool Running!!!

(Hit send too early)

Runnings

My boss used to be very evil... very evil but ame and my fellow colleagues loved working for him. Then he decided to adopts some orphan sisters and he went all soft and turned his back on beiga villain and went all soft.
Awbu to find a new villainous boss?

If you can even desipher my last post with the typos and guess the movie you deserve a double prize