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Do an AIBU from a movie character and see if anyone can guess who it is

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GunpowderGelatine · 09/10/2018 21:42

I'll start.

AIBU to be pissed off with my recluse sister?

My sister is an introvert to the point where she won't even speak to me anymore. We live together but I literally don't see her from one day to the next and TBH I'd like a bit of company. Also it's bloody cold in our house, especially walking past DSis room, anyone got any recommendations for portable heaters? Preferably from John Lewis.

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MyfanwyMontez · 10/10/2018 13:59

drspouse
The Ladykillers?

ACatsNoHelpWithThat · 10/10/2018 14:04

AIBU to think royale with cheese doesn't quite have the same ring?

AwdBovril · 10/10/2018 14:09

My parents died, so my older sister & I had to move away from our little house by the sea. I went to work in a house with some other women in it, she went somewhere else. I found out the address after many weeks, from one of the older women - I don't like her, she's cruel to me. I found my sister, but she looked so unhappy, I thought her work must be even harder than mine. Later, I found she escaped, I never saw her again. I did try to escape with her, but I fell & got caught. I was supposed to go to school, but they told me they wouldn't send me.

After several years of working as a maid, I got told I was to go to school after all. I had to work hard to catch up with the other girls. Later I was allowed to start work - it is hard work, but sometimes very glamourous. I must always maintain a professional front, & never show my feelings. I become very successful. After a few years, I, along with all my colleagues, am told that we are in great danger, and have to move away, and find different jobs and homes. I miss my friends, my old life.

One day, an old friend comes to see me. His business has collapsed, but he tells me of potential foreign investors, that I could help. I agree to try. However there is an incident, and a colleague (who has apparently always been jealous of me) finds out my secret, and tries to ruin my life. It doesn't work.

MipMipMip · 10/10/2018 14:13

Pulp fiction.
Memoirs of a geisha. (Or of Trisha as autocorrect prefers!)

thighofrelief · 10/10/2018 14:18

Yes to Deliverance, Rosemary's Baby and Terminator 2

Binkytheslug · 10/10/2018 14:19

My colleague and I work incredibly long hours for our boss, doing jobs from early morning to late at night. We’ve just got back from a job that was a lot more complicated than we thought, and we needed a break. He’s now asked me to take a family member out for dinner tonight- he’s out of town at short notice. AIBU or is my boss being a cf?

Thatstheendofmytether · 10/10/2018 14:23

Now every aibu thread I read, I'm reading it as though I'm trying to guess what movie they are talking about 😂.

CaptainCabinets · 10/10/2018 14:24

My dad was an abusive drunk and a career criminal. I’m covered in scars from where he’s beaten me over the years. He bludgeoned his girlfriend to death so I decided I’d had enough of him.

WIBU to lead a mob to an attic where he was hiding out with a strange old man and a load of scruffy kids and have him shot while he was dangling from a rope trying to escape?

thighofrelief · 10/10/2018 14:25

I really hate my husband and want to LTB. We don't have any children, thankfully. He is mega controlling and I have to line up all the tins in the cupboards just so. I even have to line up the patterns on the towels, he's nuts. Anyway, I have been pretending to help out at the library recently whilst learning to swim secretly so that I can eventually fall off a boat and just swim away from the arsehole.

AwdBovril · 10/10/2018 14:25

MipMipMip - yes.

AwdBovril · 10/10/2018 14:26

thigh - sleeping with the enemy.

thighofrelief · 10/10/2018 14:27

What on earth are you lot watching!!?? It's an odd mix of Disney and Saw I think Confused

Cel982 · 10/10/2018 14:27

thigh Sleeping with the Enemy?

WhatchaMaCalllit · 10/10/2018 14:27

LOL - I'm doing that too @thatstheendofmytether. I was reading a different thread and before I knew it, I was thinking "What movie is this the storyline to?" and realised that it was actually someone's life and they were genuinely looking for advice. Eeeks!

thighofrelief · 10/10/2018 14:28

Awd - yes

WhatchaMaCalllit · 10/10/2018 14:29

ACats - Pulp Fiction?

thighofrelief · 10/10/2018 14:32

I'm worried about my foster brother, I think he has attachment issues. He used to be a street child and has grown into a very dark and brooding man. He and my biological brother do not get on at all and I think would like to destroy each other. I have a crush on my foster brother but he is obsessively in love with me to the point of insanity really. I walk the moors worrying about the future and what it may hold.

thighofrelief · 10/10/2018 14:33

Captain I'm stuck with yours, any more clues?

CaptainCabinets · 10/10/2018 14:40

I’m a dog Grin

emmeyebea · 10/10/2018 14:40

I've had a really stressful time the last few days, I've really not been feeling like myself ever since we had a meal out last week and to cap it all, I'm getting married tomorrow and I don't know whether I'm doing the right thing or not.
WIBU to completely avoid fortune cookies from now on?

thighofrelief · 10/10/2018 14:42

emme Freaky Friday?

thighofrelief · 10/10/2018 14:44

Captain - Oliver!! I was thinking the dog was a drunk!

CaptainCabinets · 10/10/2018 14:46

Yay thigh you’re very good at this game! Grin

thighofrelief · 10/10/2018 14:49

I've fallen in love with my former employer, I was the nanny to his "ward". I suspect she's secretly his illegitimate daughter as I've heard that her late mother was a floozy and even French. Nvm though, she's a poppet. I'm a bit worried about the sewing woman who lives in the attic, I've heard she drinks and sometimes I hear crackling from her quarters. I suspect she tried to set the house on fire yesterday, it's quite odd. My h2b refuses to discuss it and stalks off looking brooding with his dog, Pilot.

thighofrelief · 10/10/2018 14:50

Captain - bows, thank you. I could be doing housework but thought I would play instead Grin

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