I am looking forward to my blue passport cos I like blue and will give me access to much fewer countries without a visa.
I am looking forward to NHS waiting times changing because all the immigrants have gone home or been deported by the efficiency of the Home Office.
I am looking forward to be being on WTO terms so we can pay huge tariffs on food and drugs for the NHS because this will improve my life no end.
I am looking forward to operation portaloo - where all the motorways in Kent are lined with toilets. The government already have it planned.
I am looking forward to taking all my holidays in Wales and Scotland because the pound is so weak and flights are too expensive and every other fucker is in a jam on the way to Devon and Cornwall to find 10 minutes of sun.
If I do manage to save for a week in Spain, I look forward to the speedy uk only lane on my return. Shame we'll have to wait so long at arrivals in Barcelona and got all those extra security checks. And don't forget your international driving licence to hire a car! And your extensive hugely more expensive travel insurance.
I am looking forward to no houses being build in my area for years as there is a lack of skilled builders out there to work out building sites. This will help the housing crisis enormously. Of course we could get a kid straight out school to be a site foreman or a safety adviser to speed things up for a few years but I'm not really thinking that's a good idea.
I am looking forward to social care collapsing completely as there are not enough carers for the aging population now all the unskilled labour has gone home. This will mean unpaid job opportunities for female relatives to look after their mothers in law.
I am glad that plans to have skilled immigration only for people earning £50000 or more have been well thought out and considered. This will benefit us all hugely with getting labour in the fields to get our British crops. Job seekers will be shipped from the Welsh valleys to the Oxfordshire countryside for three months at a time before they can go back home to spend time with their kids. Single parent? Give your kid to your mother you lazy benefit scrounger.
I look forward to the closure of more pound shops unable to buy stock and sell it on for a profit at a pound. I think a rebrand for others may be on the way. I might buy up twopoundland.co.uk or even fancyafiverdeals.co.uk. Brexit business opportunities you see.
Of course I will feel all the benefit in 20 or 30 years time when I'd be hoping I'd be hitting retirement age. I hope that DHs pension loses in the short term will reverse.
The Brexit benefits we already know about - and aren't speculation - but are already happening or confirmed as policy.
This is reality, not project fear.
I could do a whole other post on that.
I think the government's plan to tackle obesity through doing everything possible after a particular bad harvest, asking businesses to stock pile food and then falling back on WTO terms with 30% tariffs on milk (for starters) and an inability to import much at all because of customs being grid locked (meaning even non EU imports are also affected) and lorries sat in queues rather than moving anything is my particular favourite.
The Sunning Uplands and £350 million for the NHS (which won't even cover the additional WTO tariffs) look fucking cracking.
Oh yes but we'll have sovereignty back and won't have to do what an elected group which we are part of and help set the rules tell us to do.
Pity we'll have to surrender that, and play by the rules of the unelected WTO who Trump is trying to take over and destroy instead.
God save our gracious queen...
Oh fuck
Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming;
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free
Yippeee!!!