Aibu to no longer sort cutlery?

[FaithHopeAndSkulduggery]

I just put forks, knives & teaspoons all together. I no longer can be arsed to sort them. I put the spatulas etc in a jar by the cooker.

Aibu?

No, not really, I'm here for the amusement value of trivia!

@Fiffyshadesofgreymatter That's horrific. Had you previously angered her in some way? That seems like a lot of effort to go to. I'm shuddering for you .

NO

@Keeptrudging

Nope, she just thought it would be very funny. She was quite upset that she didn't get to see my face but I think she enjoyed chuckling to herself about it whilst waiting for my txt!

Absolutely evil (but genius)

Aibu to no longer sort cutlery?

Very.

That is all.

It wasn't until later that I realised she had changed them from A-Z into Z-A. It must have taken her ages!

That's evil genius right there.

Yep. I've started doing this. I just grab the cutlery tray from the dishwasher, open the cutlery drawer, and tip the cutlery into the drawer.

No-one in this house even remotely cares so I'm not sure why I sorted the cutlery for 30 years previously.

I feel physically ill at the thought of not sorting cutlery.

The secret of life. Don’t sweat the small stuff.

I once witnessed the most massive fall out over the incorrect placement of a desert knife in a drawer.

I'm not a tidy person well that's an understatement but this has BLOWN MY MIND.

It pisses me off enough when I go to get a full-size dinner fork and what comes to hand is a silly cake-sized fork. What if I picked up a knife instead?

Mine goes straight in a big grey jug thing, no sorting. I have got a cutlery divider thing in a draw but its full of lots of other shit!

Unsorted socks and cutlery.

Savages.

Just about recovered from this suggested anarchy. No, no, no!

Keeptrudging I wholeheartedly admire your dedication and insistence on them facing the same way, but you've got the order wrong.

From left to right: Forks/knives/spoons
It's knives/forks/spoons. Any other order would cause self-combustion

It's the order in which you hold them.

Forks/Knives/Spoons

Concrete I'm with you. Knives, forks, spoons (then tea spoons). The order that you say them. You don't SAY forks and knives, you say knives and forks. Why do people insist on then putting them away incorrectly? Boils my piss.

I think I just vomited In my mouth.
I can't even....

Your an outlaw !! This would literally keep me awake at night and I'm not even a madly organised person

It's knives/forks/spoons. Any other order would cause self-combustion

This ^

What sort of pervert would place them as Forks/Knives/Spoons?

Well, NannyOgg, obviously, but apart from her?

*as, the nation's cutlery etc, not and

Why would you put the cutlery away in a different order to the way you lay it?

Crossing hands and faffing would then be involved.

Oh dear. It’s this sort of shoddy housekeeping that is ruining the country.

YY highheels.
The separate smaller bit for teaspoons.
(and also annoying toddler cutlery)

It's law.

(May be a tad precious after hearing about the death of Rainbow's Geoffrey)

My parent's cutlery is like this. It drives me BONKERS. For the sheer amount of time I've spent fishing around for a cake fork, YABVU!

We've been camping through a major renovation for the last 4 months. The only bit I'm enjoying is stacking all the cutlery and utensils fistfuls at a time into an open canister by the kettle. It has simplified my life so much I think I'll continue when the kitchen is finally fitted (except we've got smart cutlery drawers, so I'll have to find another use for them).