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... to swear violently at: Brexit, Trump, Teresa may, corbyn, men that want to join Guides...

55 replies

Sittinonthefloor · 24/09/2018 22:31

It's all so fucking depressing. Everything seemed quite sensible a few years ago and now it's all so mad and self-inflicted country ruining. Arghhhhh. Now I can't even do a paragraph to neatly order the other things that should fuck off; tights, dark evenings, PE kits, breakfast, young girls hiding under layers of make up, fucken Farage...

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Sittinonthefloor · 24/09/2018 22:31

Boris, I forgot him. Want Douglas Hurd back.

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Dickybow321 · 24/09/2018 22:32
Grin
Sittinonthefloor · 24/09/2018 22:43

If you could see the proper rage I've got you wouldn't rsk a Grin!! It's not even pmt! (Wink (am really angry tho!)

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Doobigetta · 24/09/2018 22:47

With you on all of those. Our world has gone mad.

domesticslattern · 24/09/2018 22:49

Fucking Omnishambles

Galvantula · 24/09/2018 23:03

YANBU

TheFoodtheFadandtheFugly · 24/09/2018 23:05

… not enough gin!

EthelThePiratesDaughter · 24/09/2018 23:07

YANBU. All these things can fuck the fuck off and then come back so they can fuck off again to the far side of fuck.

EthelThePiratesDaughter · 24/09/2018 23:07

I feel marginally better now, thanks OP.

DickensianHysteric · 24/09/2018 23:10

And David fucking Cameron, who got us into this fucking Brexit mess in the first place!

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 24/09/2018 23:12

Yes. Fuck the lot of them. Why is my return key not working?

Disquieted1 · 24/09/2018 23:14

I just wish the OP would get off the fucking fence and say what she really feels.

EthelThePiratesDaughter · 24/09/2018 23:14

Yes David Cameron should have stuck to fucking dead pigs instead of fucking the entire country. Fucking twat.

Sittinonthefloor · 24/09/2018 23:16

I'm so unsettled/disturbed that I now feel strangely soothed when I hear any of the following speak: John Major, George dubya, and Tony Fucking Blair. Wtaf that they seem so sane now, wise almost. Heard Gordon gold selling brown the other day and he was positively jolly. Maybe they are all just glad to be out of it all.

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bitheby · 24/09/2018 23:18

Seriously, Tony Blair needs to get on your twat list.

Otherwise, completely with you.

Sittinonthefloor · 24/09/2018 23:20

If we have a general,election I'll just have to go and sit in a booth and cry with my little pencil :( how the fuck do you do tears I did :(= like a sad rabbit.

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MaggieSimpsonsPacifier · 24/09/2018 23:21

Sarah Palin, Boris Johnson, Diane Abbott, Juncker, Michael Gove, Jacob Rees Mogg (but NOT his kids!), the £350,000,000 bus...

redshoeblueshoe · 24/09/2018 23:22

So it's not just me then

Sittinonthefloor · 24/09/2018 23:23

Bithe - I know, I loathe the man! But he spoke in actual sentences that I could understand and also said that both main parties are shit atm (I paraphrase) and I was nodding along 😮

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colouringinpro · 24/09/2018 23:23

You are Soooooooooooo NBU. It is all a total fucking nightmare SadAngry

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 24/09/2018 23:24

A general election is going to make me swear even more, if that’s possible.

Sittinonthefloor · 24/09/2018 23:25

Even my 8 year old is Hmm when she hears Diane abbot trying to do numbers.

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EthelThePiratesDaughter · 24/09/2018 23:25

I saw a video on YouTube of Tony Blair completely destroying that little fuckweasel Farage in the European Parliament in 2005 and found myself thinking, "If only Tony Blair hadn't discredited himself, because we could really do with him now." Say what you like about Blair, this shit would never have happened on his watch.

Mehman · 24/09/2018 23:26

Grin loving it!

Sittinonthefloor · 24/09/2018 23:27

Adding Trudeau - initial shallow swoon followed by sad realisation that he too is a dickhead .

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