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PA/Performance mum in Tesco made my toddler cry

116 replies

cranberryx · 22/09/2018 16:48

I don't know if this is passive aggressive or just plain performance parenting, but I still think it's bloody rude!

I'm also on edge because it's my due date today and so far nada, so that's probably making me a bit more sensitive than usual.

I pop to Tesco with DS (2 years and 10 months old) to pick up some pull up nappy pants. He is fairly dry during the day but has issues with reminding me if he needs to go whilst wearing his big boy pants. He is still in nappies overnight.

Standing in the nappy aisle, being tired, heavily pregnant and DS is helping me get his nappies off the bottom shelf, when suddenly a woman with a toddler in her trolley makes this loud proclaimation.

Name added for added pretentiousness.

PA mum: "Oh, Tarquin Jnr, look at that boy! You don't need nappies anymore, do you? You're a big boy! Not like that boy! He's a big baby! Not like you Tarquin Jnr!"

She might have been talking to her blank faced toddler, who clearly didn't care or was used to her. But my DS got quite upset.

DS kept trying to tell me that he was a big boy, and he did tell me when he needed to go. He's a bit sensitive and there were some sniffles. I told him that I knew all that and told him how proud of him that I was when he used the potty.

I just can't help thinking about how bloody rude that woman was!

It was like... She had a surreal need to one-up a stranger in the nappy aisle at the expense of an innocent child who could clearly hear her. Angry

I said nothing at the time and let her walk away because as I probably would have bashed her head open with my shopping basket, and I didn't want DS to see that.

Not much of an AIBU, but if anyone has any tips about potty training a toddler that forgets he's not wearing a nappy when he is wearing big boy pants, they would be very welcome.

I'll now pour my imaginary glass of wine as I imagine stealing the baguette from that woman's trolley and stuffing it down her performance parenting throat.

God. I have anger issues today.

OP posts:
BlueThesaurusRex · 22/09/2018 17:41

It’s a shame she was with a toddler or you could’ve used the appropriate response to a comment like that.

Fuck off, cunt.

quizqueen · 22/09/2018 17:46

I'm afraid I couldn't have let that pass without a comment back to her. I would have asked her if she ever looked at mumsnet and if she knew what CF meant. If she answered, 'No', I would have said, 'Well, I suggest you go and look it up because you are one!'

AHoleInTheWorld · 22/09/2018 17:53

She should be careful not to trip over her own smugness. What an utter cunt bucket she is.

Well done on not killing her with Tesco's baguette.

mimibunz · 22/09/2018 17:56

Thundercunt on steroids.

CherryPavlova · 22/09/2018 17:56

If it’s true, I’d have followed her and asked her to explain what her major concern was? Was her child’s ego so damaged by her parenting she needed to criticise a two year old publicly to make her feel better?
Just nasty, rude and unnecessary.

BewareOfDragons · 22/09/2018 18:11

She was vile.

And she won't be liked at the school gates come Reception time; the other parents will clock her instantly.

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Treaclepie19 · 22/09/2018 18:14

What a horrible woman. Ignore her.
My DS is 3 (just) and nowhere near potty trained.
Hope baby comes soon for you Flowers

cranberryx · 22/09/2018 18:15

Part of me wishes that I'd followed her and made a really PA response when she finished her shopping.

Also update: BH contractions all day that aren't coming of anything. UGH! I feel like I've been pregnant for years.

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Rebecca36 · 22/09/2018 18:17

She was a stupid, totally insensitive woman. Please give her no more thought, she isn't worth it.

(Just wait until she needs Tena Lady)

nocoolnamesleft · 22/09/2018 18:25

"Oh, Little Cran, you're such a big boy, you know better than to be rude like that silly woman. You'd never be rude like that silly woman. You'd never be so silly as that rude woman. Because you're a nice boy, as well as a big boy!"

jarhead123 · 22/09/2018 18:26

What a twat!

Hope baby comes soon OP :)

manicinsomniac · 22/09/2018 18:30

What?! That's insane. What an awful woman.

Even if that wasn't unspeakably rude and even if your son was too old to be in pull ups (he isn't) then:

  1. How does she know you didn't have a 2 year old and a 1 year old at home with a partner?
  2. How does she know your child doesn't have additional needs?
  3. How does she know your child doesn't look older than they are?

She's unbelievable

Serialweightwatcher · 22/09/2018 18:32

You should have just shouted "well done on showing your child how to be blatantly rude, but well potty trained" - bitch!

placemats · 22/09/2018 18:35

Give your son some well earned brownie points for being so helpful to his mum whilst being so good with the toilet training.

Good luck with the new baby.

He might well regress a little re the toilet training when his younger sibling comes into the home but this will be short lived.

Flowers
placemats · 22/09/2018 18:36

Ignore performance mums.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 22/09/2018 18:39

Bet she walked off and then looped back round to the nappy aisle after you left so she could get what she needed. Why else was she in that aisle?!

I'm guessing that she (and Tarquin Jr, of course - poor thing) de facto live in that aisle. I'm getting an image of Billy Bleach - the irritating pub know-it-all from the Fast Show, who kept going up to people using the fruit machine and bothering them, telling them how to play it, and then feigning amazement when his suggestions never ever led to a win.

She probably has nothing in her life whatsoever to pointlessly show off about be proud of, except that her PFB happened to develop slightly more quickly than average in the toilet-training stage. Even then, I wonder if she pressured him before he was really ready and I'm guessing that, in entirely unrelated news, she finds herself having to do far more boil washes than the average parent of her child of Tarquin's age.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but if you could go back in time, just think of how you could have responded! "What a naughty, silly, rude, horrible, nosey lady, DS. YOU'RE MUCH too grown up to think we say nasty things about strangers to make ourselves feel better, AREN'T YOU?! Yes, that's right - maybe when silly lady is a PROPER grown-up big girl, she'll learn that!!"

ButAIBUtho · 22/09/2018 18:41

Suurrrree Hmm

BeverlyGoldberg · 22/09/2018 18:44

Are you sure you didn't dream this?

You could have been buying nappies for your imminent arrival?

ScattyCharly · 22/09/2018 18:45

I’d have just told her to fuck off.

Then told my toddler, I was exclaiming the duck was off the shelf.

Some people just need telling.

HisBetterHalf · 22/09/2018 18:50

TARQUIN WAS PROBABLY 18 THOUGH [GRIN]

RedOrange21 · 22/09/2018 18:52

I thought there was an established link between later potty training and greater intelligence? Not that your son late - most toddlers I know weren't reliable til 3.5 years regardless of what age they started.

cranberryx · 22/09/2018 18:54

@BeverlyGoldburg

I could have been, but they were further up the aisle and I was by the pull-ups.

Also, DP has informed me that if I buy anymore newborn nappies that we'll need to rent a storage unit to house them all. I think I went overboard with the prepping this time. Blush

OP posts:
cranberryx · 22/09/2018 18:57

Also, thank you to everyone that has assured me that DS is on the right track. Smile

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Charolais · 22/09/2018 19:05

Tarquin was being transported in a trolley and your son was helping you shop.

My first born took ages to remember he couldn't wee in his clothes. He would be playing and just forget. My youngest son was dry all night at 2. It was just the way they were. No big deal. It all sorts it's self out.

Keep making him feel good about himself and tell him Tarquin's mum was jealous because he was helping you shop and her son wouldn't help her. That's what I would say and so he'd feel proud about helping you out when he can.

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