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To ask which Patisserie Valerie celebration cake I should get?

44 replies

DorasBob · 17/09/2018 19:18

Birthday coming up. Want a cake from patisserie Valerie after admiring them in the window of the one in local city centre for a while.

I do like their individual classes cakes, though I’m aware hey aren’t as good as they were 5 years ago.

Has anyone bought one and would recommend a flavour?

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gendercritter · 17/09/2018 19:20

I've read repeatedly on here that they don't taste as good as they look. It might be worth asking a local baker to make something similar which actually tastes good. No idea which flavour - they all look lovely.

Mrskeats · 17/09/2018 19:22

None they are overpriced and supported Brexit whilst pretending to be European.
Find a good local baker.
HTH.

DorasBob · 17/09/2018 19:23

I was thinking of getting the Habana Gateau or the Framboise Gateau, as I love cream, but not sure if it’s a better choice to get a cake as it’ll last longer/be harder to get wrong?

clearly spends s lot of time thinking about desert

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DorasBob · 17/09/2018 19:25

A birthday cake made by a local baker would probably cost me £50-£100! And I’m suspicious of them after eating some truly shit slices of extravagant, princess themed bespoke cakes at children’s birthday etc

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Lululemonade · 17/09/2018 19:25

My in laws used to always get them. I am a cake lover but I am not a fan of Pat Val at all.... agree they look fantastic but the do not taste great at all, too sweet and sickly for me

TulipsInBloom1 · 17/09/2018 19:26

None. They are awful.

Get a Costco Red Velvet and eat the whole thing yourself. Just me?

LEMtheoriginal · 17/09/2018 19:27

Our local Pat Val got a 0 score on a recent food hygiene jnspection.

livingthegoodlife · 17/09/2018 19:28

I had one and was disappointed. Bland.

DorasBob · 17/09/2018 19:29

Which one did you get Livingthegoodlife?

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AcrobaticCardigan · 17/09/2018 19:31

I had a piece of strawberry gateaux there recently - absolutely divine!

perhapstomorrow · 17/09/2018 19:34

How about Konditor and Cook.

konditorandcook.com/shop-products/shop-by-products/cakes.html

SD1978 · 17/09/2018 19:34

Ooh- so many choices. They all mainly
Look nice. I like the featured one.

AwkwardSquad · 17/09/2018 19:37

They’re rank, don’t bother. Sickly, soggy and bland.

flugelhorn81 · 17/09/2018 19:41

Oh yes @perhapstomorrow Konditor and Cook are the best - I love their curly wurly cake. But I think they're only in London - not sure where OP is?

Ridingthegravytrain · 17/09/2018 19:41

OMG yes Costco red velvet. Very reasonable price and delicious

greendale17 · 17/09/2018 19:42

I got the strawberry gateau cake- it was so disappointing- it did not taste of anything and that is not an exaggeration. The sponge was so artificial and ridiculously light- too light for a gateau. I would never recommend Patisserie Valerie cakes. They aren’t even made on site.

MamaOfTwoBoys · 17/09/2018 19:49

We've recently had a chocolate pat val one.... it wasn't awful but it definitely didn't taste as good as it looked... Hmm

Lebranic · 17/09/2018 19:52

I think they are all frozen and defrosted. Very disappointing.

Gilead · 17/09/2018 19:52

Costco carrot cake of chocolate fudge. Enormous and only a tenner!

AmIUnderstandingThisCorrectly · 17/09/2018 19:54

Pat Val custard slice is lovely..though obviously they call it something far more refined.

Nacreous · 17/09/2018 19:55

We had the white chocolate dream cake and it was definitely very rich and sweet but it was tasty!

I don’t think a lack of cream will be a problem in any of them...

Nacreous · 17/09/2018 19:55

Haven’t had one for 5 years thoug

DorasBob · 17/09/2018 19:56

I am definitley partial to the costco chocolate fudge one!

I think I’m leaning towards a Gateau, as I love their Mille-feuille Durban to the cream stuff they put in it. I’m very pregnant, and all I want is cream!!!

Maybe I should get a giant fruit tart though, which I’m also very partial to? Hmmmm

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Eliza9917 · 17/09/2018 19:56

Someone brought some in to work and it was beautiful. It was chocolate gateaux. If you like your sweet desserts you'd like this.

Ridingthegravytrain · 17/09/2018 19:56

I just want cake now. Any cake will do!

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